(A/N): This must be the best chapter title I have ever written.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, question: How many followers until I'm considered a religion?
Nico: This is my cue to leave for my annual visit to the Underworld
Nico: Maybe Tartarus will be unaffected by your... rule
Annabeth: A lot more than what you have now
Elizabeth: I see you have discovered my Wattpad/Tumblr
Elizabeth: Tell me, what was your existential crisis like?
Annabeth: It hurt my head more than giving birth to my mom hurt Zeus'
Zeus: YOU!
Zeus: YOU WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED AS A GOD!?
Zeus: I—err, I mean—We WILL NEVER BE OVERTHROWN
Elizabeth: *coughs* See, that's where you're wrong
Elizabeth: No one in the modern world really believes in your existence now, sorry
Elizabeth: There's a reason why you're only considered myths now
Zeus: *splutters indignantly*
Elizabeth: Heh, I love those two words... Especially together
Percy: I am so glad we're friends
Percy: This is amazing
Elizabeth: Thank you, thank you
Elizabeth: But nothing will ever beat you sending Medusa's head to Olympus
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, but I'm actually curious as to how many followers it takes to be considered a religion
Annabeth: I don't even want to know how you plan on gaining more followers
Elizabeth: Nah, you would like it. I just post "incorrect quotes"
Elizabeth: #thingsdracomalfoywouldsay and #ohhotdamn are my two most used hashtags, if that tells you anything
Annabeth: ... I need to see this
Elizabeth: devanofficial.tumblr.com
Elizabeth: I just realized this is probably considered self-advertising and I swear this was unintentional
Annabeth: You didn't sleep again, did you?
Elizabeth: Ehhh, why sleep when you can have a Sherlock marathon?
Annabeth: Sherlock? I didn't know reading a series of books could be called a marathon too.
Elizabeth: No no, it's also tv show that you are now going to become a fangirl of
Annabeth: I am okay with this
Annabeth: My cabin in thirty, grab any snacks and drinks and blankets you can
Annabeth has logged off
Elizabeth has logged off
Nico: This isn't going to end well
Nico: More fangirling, less sleep, and Elizabeth
Nico: Definitely going to the Underworld now
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Elizabeth posted a status
WAIT! BEFORE THE MARATHON BEGINS, SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION
Annabeth: You definitely need more followers to be a religion
Annabeth: But you probably have enough to be a cult
Nico: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Nico: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
Nico: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE
Annabeth: ... Well she's bribing me with Sherlock
Annabeth: I'm a fangirl more than I'm a daughter of Athena
Elizabeth: *grins* Nice to see you on the dark side
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Kylo Ren posted a status
YOU CONVERTED HER!?!?
Kylo Ren: plS TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
Elizabeth: See, I find this line extremely funny
Elizabeth: Because you want me to teach you how to teach Rey
Elizabeth: And sorry, I'm about to have a Sherlock marathon so I can't
Kylo Ren: You're rejecting me for a tv show?
Elizabeth: I'm probably going to have to cancel Netflix once testing starts
Elizabeth: And I can bring you back anytime I want
Elizabeth: So yes
Annabeth: Okay, exactly exactly how little sleep did you get?
Elizabeth: Um...
Elizabeth: So, marathon?
Annabeth: Marathon
Elizabeth has logged off
Annabeth has logged off
Percy: So that's how you distract Annabeth...
Nico: Maybe marathons can be their always
Elizabeth has logged on
Elizabeth: WAIT A MOMENT WHA-
fin.
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(A/N): So I got bored of editing and I saw a certain tumblr text post and this happened...
I'm not even going to lie, all my "weird" chapters are because of tumblr and no sleep. Like, literally.
Anyway, hope you had fun with this mess of an adventure of a chapter.
-Elizabeth
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