Percy posted a status
Had an awesome night -with Annabeth Chase
Thalia: Wow, I totally needed this information in my life
Nico: Thanks for the intel, now I know to avoid sitting on your bunk if I ever come over
Piper: That's... beautiful
Elizabeth: Wait, why is everyone taking this in the dirty way?
Everyone: ...
Elizabeth: Never mind, continue.
Octavian: No one needs to know you got laid
Percy: But everyone knows that you haven't
Jason: Oooh
Octavian: I BEG YOUR PARDON
Annabeth: Usually people who go to all caps are defensive, and people are generally only defensive over something that's true
Reyna: ... You can't say it isn't true, Octavian
Octavian: *splutters indignantly*
Elizabeth: Hehe, splutters
Everyone: *facepalms*
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Octavian posted a status
How do you know so much about my love life, anyway?
Percy: Ha, there's not much to know
Leo: *whispers* The Persassy has come back
Octavian: Hmph, that's not much of an answer
Percy: *scowls* Fine. My stuffed panda told me so!
Octavian: Your... stuffed panda?
Percy: You know, while you gutted it.
Octavian: What... How did it tell- what...?
Percy: You're the oh-so-mighty, teddy bear murdering augur. Shouldn't you know?
Octavian: ... Know what?
Percy: It said that you weren't. In the stuffing.
Octavian: Since when could you read stuffing?
Thalia: Ha! It's literally written by the Fates that you'll never get laid!
Octavian: Neither will you!
Thalia: But at least mine is by choice.
Thalia: Besides, I always have Apollo if I suddenly decide otherwise
Apollo: YES! I'M HER FIRST CHOICE!
Everyone: ...
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Elizabeth posted a status
Why was this chapter so confusing...
Thalia: Well, it was based on the murder of a pillow pet, so...
Elizabeth: True, true. I need more ideas, ugh
Nico: As long as I'm not included
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: You know what
Elizabeth: Just for that, you're going to have a spotlight in a future chapter
Nico: Styx! I knew I shouldn't have said anything
Elizabeth: Aw, you love me really
Nico: That's debatable
Elizabeth: Hey! That's my line!
Nico: Well, I guess it's mine now
Elizabeth: You're a child of Hades, not Hermes! Stop stealing my lines!
Nico: Are we really doing this right now
Elizabeth: Well, I needed something to fill up so the chapter didn't look so short anyway
Elizabeth: So I guess this will work
Nico: Wow
Nico: I feel so used
Elizabeth: Just wait. You're going to get center stage.
Nico: Ugh, I thought you'd forget about that
Elizabeth: An elephant never forgets, Nico
Nico: Did you just... call yourself an... elephant?
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: I think I did...
Nico: ...
Elizabeth: ...
Nico: Okay
Elizabeth: Okay
Thalia: Oh, my gods, stop flirting already
Nico: ...
Elizabeth: ... You read TFIOS?
Thalia: Er...
Thalia has logged off
Nico: Why do our conversations end so weirdly?
Elizabeth: Um, well, it involves utterly destroying the fourth wall and I'm in the conversation, does there really need to be any more reasons?
Nico: Good point.
Elizabeth: Yeah
Nico: Okay
Elizabeth: Okay
Nico: Maybe we should end the chapter here then
Elizabeth: Good idea.
fin.
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(A/N): Hey guys! I'd like to give a shoutout to shadowsleek this chapter. She's a great author, and an even greater person. Her story Two and Three is amazing, so if you're looking for a mystery/action/thriller, check it out. It's about a group of friends being kidnapped and left a message saying, "Three of you will walk out of here. Two of you will die. I'll leave it among yourselves to choose who." Like oh bloody hell, that gives me chills. If you're not into that, I think she has a few other books, including a facebook demigod thing! We have crazy conversations, so pm her, she's great :)
Also, I'm bringing back Ask the Demigods! So if you want to "ask" a question, just leave it in the comments and I'll pick some out :)
Goal: Hundred reads, seventeen votes, ten comments
Next Update: Friday
Sneak Peek Title: You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
What "old" chapter would you like to read? I'm not sure which ones to edit haha. I'll publish the next one on Thursday.
-Elizabeth
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