Edited: August 2, 2016
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Percy has updated his status
So, I made a facebook account... Now what?
Thalia: Well, three things. Either you just make one and never go on it, or you just use to play games, or you get sucked into this virtual world.
Percy: Oh
Leo: It's about time you joined the Addicted To Facebook Club (ATFC for short). Seriously, we were getting worried man.
Annabeht: Leo, don't say man... It doesn't make you sound cool, if that's what you were aiming for.
Percy Jackson: Hey Annabeht? Your name is spelled wrong...
Annabeht: Ugh, give me a sec. Oh, and Percy? Start adding friends.
Percy: Well then, you're welcome for telling you -.-
Annabeth has changed her name
Percy is now friends with 4063 other people
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Clarisse posted a status
Oh come on! The one place I finally found peace without Prissy and he gets one
Percy: Well. Don't accept my friend request then
Annabeth: ... Why do I feel the need to close all the bathrooms
Leo: At least I can help with the clean up
Jason: I feel like Facebook is going to get a lot of drama now
Percy: Wow, I feel so loved
Percy: Thanks guys, really
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, before I finish this chapter and people skip the author's note, I just need to clarify that I am editing this story and it will end up very differently, so go ahead an re-read or you might not understand
Leo: Wait, so what happens to my existential crisis?
Elizabeth: Honestly? I have no idea...
Piper: So you're just going to go ahead and let it fall into place?
Elizabeth: Basically... So all new readers, please be warned. I have unpublished all of the unedited chapters as to avoid confusion. Just think of me as a random unexplained OC
Percy: Huh, so your plan is basically having no plan and just writing?
Elizabeth: Yeah
Percy: Sounds like one of mine
Annabeth: And how do those work out for you?
Percy: Well I'm still alive and the Earth is still revolving, so I'd say pretty well
Elizabeth: Alright, if that's all, please disregard this "status update" as having actually happened in this facebook universe thing. It was just a way to get readers to actually read.
Elizabeth: So yeah, trust me, my introduction will be a lot more interesting ;)
Nico: Oh Hades no-
fin.
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(A/N): First chapter is done! Yeah, it was short, the next ones will be longer. And I am unpublishing all of the unedited chapters because I'm really tired of people correcting my mistakes because after three years, you'd think they'd realize that it's not that I don't know, it's that I just haven't been able to go back.
But now that I'm editing it, the whole "story line" is also getting mixed up, so I'm not going to bother with confused new readers. I'm switching some chapters around, and things are going to be different. I hope you like it
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