(A/N): The original publishing date was in April, so some of the dates and events are a little off.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, so we have a couple questions... *smirks evilly* -with Nico di Angelo
Nico: ... Who is this "we" you're talking about?
Elizabeth: Oh, just a couple friends of mine...
Nico: Why do I feel so uncomfortable?
Leo: ... I think it's the "smirking evilly", but maybe that's just me
Elizabeth: *coughs* Shut up Leo, or you're next
Leo: Aw, you love me rea-
Elizabeth: *raises eyebrow*
Leo: Oh look, time to... uh, make a... uh, amazing present for the just-as-amazing-if-not-more Elizabeth? For her... uh, birthday?
Elizabeth: My birthday was a month ago
Leo: IT SHALL BE A BELATED SWEET SIXTEEN PRESENT THEN. Because turning sixteen is so great, your present deserves to be just as great, therefore it took a little longer to make.
Leo: *high fives self* I got this
Elizabeth: ...
Leo: *coughs* Anyway. Gotta go!
Leo has logged off
Everyone: ...
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Elizabeth posted a status
Anyway, the first question is a typical question that really tells nothing about a person's character:
What is your favorite color?
Nico: The color of my soul.
Elizabeth: You can't pick a color that doesn't exist, Nico
Nico: Wait...
Nico: Did you just indirectly hint that I don't have a soul?
Elizabeth: ... Yes
Nico: Wow, thanks. I feel so loved.
Elizabeth: Anytime!
Nico: Oh, and it's black.
Elizabeth: So it's like your heart
Nico: Well isn't someone just being such a flatterer today
Elizabeth: Always
Annabeth: Aww, RIP Alan Rickman
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Elizabeth posted a status
Are you coming out with your love of Harry Potter? After all this time? -Annabeth
Annabeth: Always
Elizabeth: ...
Annabeth: ...
Thalia: Is it too late to leave with the Hunters instead of opting to stay in camp?
Thalia: I don't need to be here when they start squealing and fangirling together
Elizabeth: ...
Annabeth: ...
Thalia: Time to find my earbuds.
*cue two loud in-sync squeals*
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