Percy posted a status
Guys, guys, so Annabeth was teaching me Greek and guess what I found out!?
Annabeth: Really Percy?
Percy: Yes really, now shhh
Leo: I wanna hear!
Nico: Oh gods...
Percy: Okay, so Hades has his guard dog, Cerberus, right?
Nico: Yeah...
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Percy: So it apparently comes from the Proto-Indo-European word k̑érberos...
Thalia: Wow Seaweed Brain, you actually paid attention?
Percy: Hey, I do pay attention to my girlfriend, Pinecone Face
Nico: So where are you going with this?
Percy: Okay, but guys k̑érberos means spotted
Nico: *facepalms* Oh gods, I know where you're going with this
Hazel: ...?
Percy: Hades, the Lord of the Dead, literally named his pet dog Spot
Thalia: ... Why am I not surprised that this is the one thing you get from a lesson?
Hazel: But he's not spotted...? And why is naming him Spot such a big deal?
Frank: Well, naming your dog Spot is one of the more... cliche names
Nico: *facepalms* Dad...
Hades: I have no regrets
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Thalia posted a status
So you guys have to live all together on the same boat... Doesn't it get annoying? What's the most annoying habit of everyone on the Argo II?
Piper: Well Percy always sings in the shower really loudly... And it can get pretty annoying...
Percy: WAIT WHAT!? Leo told me the showers were soundproof!
Frank: Okay that's Leo's annoying habit. Telling people fake things about the ship. Like he told me that you had to tickle a pear to get into the kitchen?
Annabeth: OH MY GOD YOU DID??
Leo: Yeah, well, I got it from one of your fanfics
Annabeth: YOU'RE A POTTERHEAD- wait you did what now
Leo: *coughs* So anyway
Percy: Well, Jason's habit is making every doorknob all staticky like GODS, I DON'T MAKE THE TOILET ERUPT IN YOUR FACE EVERY TIME YOU GO, DO I?
Jason: Well Frank tends to turn into random animals that chew up my furniture
Frank: Hey! Mahogany tables are delicious!
Effie: *gasps* That is mahogany!
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(A/N): The song rendition was taken from somewhere and I don't know the original source but yeah
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Leo posted a status
*smirks* So... I made a ship just to sail
Piper: *sighs* I hate my mom can't you tell...
Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl
Annabeth: Not my fault I missed you
Frank: My life depends on a stick
Hazel: I stood on a pile of schist
Jason: ...
Jason: I keep getting hit by bricks
Coach Hedge: BUT YOU'RE STILL CUPCAKES
Elizabeth: Eh, I know a better rendition
Leo: *gasps* How dare you!
Elizabeth: *smirks* Oh Uncle Rick~!
Uncle Rick: I threw your OTP into hell, don't ask me I'll never tell
Uncle Rick: She screamed his name as she fell, and Bob the Titan will die
Everyone: ...
Elizabeth: Heh... Too soon?
Elizabeth: Bob the Titan part got me ouch
Percy: WHY DID YOU BRING HIM UP AGAIN
Hermione: See I told you they should have kept the troll in the dungeon
Harry: *sighs* Not this again
Bob: Hello?
fin.
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(A/N): A chapter isn't complete without breaking hearts and crossovers to other fandoms *smiles innocently*
Although yes, Bob the Titan still breaks my heart oh my god
Apollo: *coughs*
Er, yes Apollo?
Apollo: I'd like to say something
Um... Okay
Apollo: *clears throat* Uncle Rick's a troll, Bob the Titan's adorable, I am fabulous
... The second line had eight syllables, Apollo
Apollo: ... *scowls* Are you judging me? Gods Liz, I am your father. Just give me a break.
Alrighty then
Apollo: See this is why I liked being Fred. You could just chill and not be judged, gods
... I'm just going to end this now. Until Friday!
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