Elizabeth posted a status
*smirks* So for this wonderful Valentine's Day, I got Aphrodite's help
Aphrodite: And it's *squeals*
Elizabeth: Huh. I wonder if all fangirls are somehow related to you
Elizabeth: Wait, that would mean I'd be a child of Apollo and legacy of Aphrodite
Elizabeth: And if you go by Aphrodite being the daughter of Zeus...
Elizabeth: ... Oh no wonder I'm like this
Elizabeth: Inbreeding does cause genetic disorders, after all
Elizabeth: I guess purebloods and halfbloods do have things in common after all, sorry @DracoMalfoy, you're not so special after all
Elizabeth: Get it get it, since half bloods have two different meanings so I'm using wordplay because-
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: It's not weird to talk to yourself, right?
Elizabeth: Nah, my internal monologue keeps me company
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: Does anyone else ever have those moments where you think of a line that you like so much that it feels like a shame to only use it once so you use it again
Elizabeth: But then you're not sure whether or not you used it with the same people and you're just hoping they don't pick up on it if you had?
*crickets chirp*
Elizabeth: *coughs* Right, anyway, you don't care
Elizabeth: Let's just get on with who were the lucky two to get sprinkled with Aphrodite's Fabtacular Shipping Dust (copyright reserved, sorry)
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Luke posted a status
Oh no, I need a band-aid. Anyone have one?
Percy: Yeah, I can get one for you bro, what happened?
Luke: Well, bro, I scraped my knee falling for you
Annabeth: *face desks* Aphrodite I am going to murder you
Annabeth: No wait, you are a goddess. Right.
Annabeth: *sadistic grin* That makes it better because you can't die
Aphrodite: *gulps* You're right, I am a goddess, do you not fear disrespecting me?
Annabeth: *still grinning* I would, but
Annabeth: Right now, I believe I am much more fear-inducing
Elizabeth: ... Right, then
Elizabeth: *disappears from existence*
Elizabeth: *reappears to say* Oh, pls don't hate @readers I'm sorry but I had too many broship convos in my archive oops
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Luke posted a status
Bro, your girlfriend is scaring me
Percy: Aw, bro, you're shivering
Percy: Want to use me for a blanket, bro?
Luke: Bro
Piper: ... It takes a very secure man to say things like that
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Luke posted a status
Bro, do you need some antibiotics?
Percy: Um, why would I, bro?
Luke: Well, bro, you seem like you have a fever
Percy: Bro what
Luke: You're just looking pretty hot to me bro, that's all
Percy: Bro, I must always be sick then, since I'm always hot *flips hair*
Luke: Alright bro, alright
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Percy posted a status
Bro, I just wanted to say...
Luke: Yeah, bro?
Percy: You know what, bro?
Percy: Even if gravity didn't exist, I'd still fall for you bro
Luke: Bro
Thalia: Okay, yes, but he also fell into Tartarus for Annabeth
Thalia: Just remind y'all
Aphrodite: I can already see the next poll: Percabeth vs. Perluke
Annabeth: I can already see the newest episode of Hephaestus TV: Goddess dies on her own shipping dust
Aphrodite: Wait a mom-
fin.
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(A/N): I'M SORRY OOC CHARACTERS ARE JUST SO FUN TO WRITE I REGRET NOTHING
okay i regret everything
BUT STILL
Also, thanks for all the support guys, and sticking with me through everything. It means a ton x
So you all know I'm starting this Dramion fanfic (All These Things We've Done) and it would mean a ton if you guys could check it out.
The Aphrodite Files hasn't been updated since I haven't gotten any requests, so if you'd like a new chapter, hmu through pm ;)
Incorrect Quotes is still going (I just forgot about it since I post on Tumblr more, oops). I'm going to start that up again though.
Better Days is a sad poetry/prose book because sometimes it's fun to rip the feelings out of people but it's also vv relatable in some ways so idk
So I feel like Wattpad is pretty much dead these days. Does anyone know what websites people are going to now? I mean, I know about A3O, but eh. I want to write on a platform that isn't purely fanfiction, y'know?
Speaking of which, I might be posting a non-fanfic story only because I really want to get into Radish or the "paid for advertisement" thing going around because askldfhahd if I can actually get paid for this then my parents can't complain about me going into freelance writing so any support would be wonderful x
-Elizabeth
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