Percy posted a status
Feeling: Bored
Annabeth: Just go into the forest and fight some monsters
Percy: Ugh, I already tried that
Nico: None showed up, then?
Percy: *pouts* Not a single one
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Percy: It's not my fault my reputation proceeds me!
Thalia: Monsters are actually running away from you? Wow, such a hard life *cue eye roll*
Percy: *sighs* I know I know, I'm thankful, but I'm also bored
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Percy posted a status
STILL BORED HELP ME #thestruggleisreal
Hazel: Is that a hashtag?
Percy: Yeah, it's to tag a trend.
Hazel: Trend?
Percy: Like... On the internet?
Hazel: Oh... What do you mean?
Percy: Like, here on Facebook, Instagram...
Hazel: Instagram?
Percy: Here: www.instagram.com/percy.jackson
Hazel: *nods* Ah
Pecy: *grins smugly* I've got more than 40k followers
Hazel: Followers? You're being followed?
Percy: Basically
Hazel: How are you cool with that!?
Percy: Well, it means I'm popular, so
Hazel: Bu- You're being stalked!
Hazel has logged off
Percy: Wai- What just- Oh wait...
Percy: Oops...
*in the distance, a girl is loudly screaming "PERCY IS BEING STALKED!"- oops indeed*
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Thalia posted a status
Fine, you want something to cure your boredom? Here's a question: Annabeth or blue food? With: Percy
Percy: Um... well... Thalia! Why would you ask that!?
Nico: *smirks* Things just got interesting
Annabeth: Choose your words carefully Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Well-
Frank: Percy, it was real nice knowing you
Leo: Damn Annabeth. Run Percy! We'll hold her down, right Jason?
Jason: Ha! I am not holding back an angry Annabeth. You're on your own Jackson, just try to be faster than her. Or go hide in the ocean.
Percy: -.- EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LET ME ANSWER
Leo: 2 words: Anger. Management. It works wonders!
Percy: Blue food has been in my life for way longer than Annabeth... And it's never tried to kill me...
Leo: 2 more words: Couple's Therapy
Percy: Do shut up Flame Boy, I'm not finished. Blue food was also a thing with my mom, who I love a lot as well...
Piper: Awwwww, gods Percy, stop being adorable! You're turning me into a fangirl!
Jason: He's not that adorable
Percy: Yes I am Sparky, now shut it
Percy: Anyway, I love Annabeth much more. Blue food is amazing, but I can probably live without it. Annabeth... not so much.
Annabeth: Well said. I love you too Seaweed Brain
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Reyna posted a status
Out of curiosity... Do you still crave lettuce? With: Percy
Percy: Um... no?
Annabeth: HAHAHAHA GUINEA PIG PERCY
Percy: Whatever Ms. Makeup
Annabeth: Well you fell for it!
Percy: So did you!
Reyna: Yeah... Thanks for that by the way...
Percy: She tried to murder me!
Reyna: Oh please, you were fuzzy and cute!
Annabeth: We should've kept him like that...
Reyna: Yep...
Leo: I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but... *waves lettuce in Percy's face*
Percy: *spin kicks Leo in the face and lunges for the lettuce*
Everyone: ...
*silence*
Annabeth: I think he still likes lettuce
Reyna: I liked that way of finding out
Leo: ... Ow
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(A/N): Whoops, sorry Leo. Anyway, I'm starting up updates with ATTWD again! So you can expect one tomorrow, for all you Dramione fans out there. If only novel length fanfictions could be considered actual books... I would reach my reading goal so much faster...
*coughs* Um, right, so updating fanfiction and talking about reading goals. I definitely fit the bill of being a nerd/bookworm well.
Anyway, hope you liked it!
-Elizabeth
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