(A/N): A part of this chapter draws inspiration from a fanfiction I read a long time ago and I don't remember the title, so just a shoutout to that.
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Annabeth posted a status
Well, I decided to try and read the books. The beginning of the Sea of Monsters is so awkward...
Piper: I know! I started reading it too! Even the title of the first chapter is weird. Although my mom would flip.
Aphrodite: What is it?
Piper: Ummm
Aphrodite: Never mind, I'll look for it myself!
Aphrodite has logged off
Aphrodite has logged on
Aphrodite: *squeal* YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED!
Annabeth: Of all the books she could've read for the first time... *facepalms*
Percy: What is it? Because frankly, I have been in many, many awkward moments...
Aphrodite: IT SAID, "MY BEST FRIEND SHOPS FOR A WEDDING DRESS," ANNABETH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SO THAT MEANS SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR A WEDDING DRESS!!!!!! *continues squealing*
Percy: Not Annabeth- I mean, she is my best friend- But like, not that best friend- I mean, she's also more than a fr- You know what? It's not Annabeth, that's all.
Poseidon: Percy... If you continue, you're going to give Athena a coronary haha
Athena: *gripping the holds of her chair, and pale white. Doesn't even have the strength to glare at Poseidon or Percy*
Nico: Wait, if it isn't Annabeth... Your other best friends are Thalia, Grover, and me. You hadn't even met Thalia or I, so that means-
Percy: Finally! Someone realizes it's not Annabeth!
Thalia: *stifles laughter* Wait, so Goat Boy-
Percy: Yep
Grover: *mutters* Shut up...
Thalia: HAHAHAHA
Nico: That's not the funniest thing. I just checked out the book. Want to know an even funnier part about Goat Boy and his wedding dress?
Thalia: Um, YES!
Nico: "In my dream, Grover was wearing a wedding dress." GOAT BOY WAS ACTUALLY WEARING THE WEDDING DRESS!!!
Thalia: Hahahaha
Connor: Wow Grover, who's the lucky... guy?
Grover: Shut up -.- I don't bat for that team, Juniper is proof of that
Connor: I don't know... Maybe you and Percy, eh?
Percy: ...
Thalia: Connor! Why would you even say that?
Percy: Thank you Thals!
Thalia: It's obvious he and Annabeth are going to get married, they're already dating
Annabeth: -.- We're not getting married, no one's getting married, alright?
Percy: At least, not yet ;)
Poseidon: Athena's gotten even paler... Not sure how that's possible but wow
Leo: WHY IS GROVER WEARING A WEDDING DRESS???
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