(A/N): This chapter is for anyone who has ever undergone the torture of a standardized test
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Aphrodite posted a poll
SHIPPING WARS PART I
Vote for your OTP:
Percabeth
Jiper
Frazel
Elizabeth: Why Aphrodite, why?
Thalia: Honestly, Percabeth literally went through Hell and back, so is this even a question?
Elizabeth: And the entire first series was based on Percabeth, so
Elizabeth: WAIT, NO FORGET THAT LAST LINE
Elizabeth: DelETE The uNDeRLineD POrtIOn
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Thalia posted a status
Delete the underlined portion?
Elizabeth: I took the PSAT and ACT within the same week, it was bound to come up
Elizabeth: You should check out the memes on tumblr, they are amazing
Thalia: ...
Annabeth: Wait, aren't you not allowed to say what's on the test?
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: DEletE THe uNDErliNED PorTIOn
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Although the author would indeed like any reader to search up "psat memes" on tumblr
Only if you took it though, otherwise it's just a bombardment of talent > money, angle DAB, and artisan bagels or pliny the elder, "it was mind boggling no matter what," and studying word usage to solve the mysterious JK Rowling/Robert Galbraith complex. Depending on the day you took the test.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay is it just me, or were the PSAT articles seriously Hogwarts houses-esque
Annabeth: ... I'm scared, but intrigued. Go on.
Elizabeth: Well there was Pliny the Elder, about a guy who ran towards an erupting volcano to save a friend.
Annabeth: Well, that's definitely Gryffindor.
Elizabeth: And then there was an article about fluorescent mice and brain trash
Annabeth: Haha aw, I guess that's Hufflepuff
Elizabeth: Then they actually gave a shoutout to JKR and had this thing about the JKR/Robert Galbraith complex where people actually studied all her works to map out common word usage, style, etc.
Annabeth: ... Okay that is Ravenclaw hands down
Elizabeth: And then a single line: "It was awesome anyhow"
Annabeth: I can definitely picture a Slytherin saying that wow
Elizabeth: Right? RIGHT?
Thalia: ... You two honestly scare me sometimes
Elizabeth: Hey now, don't judge the fangirling
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Aphrodite posted a poll
SHIPPING WARS PART II
Which Thalia pairing is your OTP?
Thalico
Thaluke
Thapollo
Jason: Solangelo, because I'm not going to ship my own sister with someone
Thalia: Gee, and yet you wonder why I don't fawn over Jasper
Apollo: OH YES, THAPOLLO IS BACK!
Artemis: ... *notches arrow* You want to repeat that?
Apollo: ... Um, never mind
Apollo has logged off
Elizabeth: Guys, but what about Nico
Elizabeth: Like Solangelo has officially become canon
Will: Well, about time I got recognition
Elizabeth: ...
Elizabeth: Alright, that's enough recognition
Will has disappeared
Elizabeth: ... Wow am I subtle
Thalia: ...
Thalia: So how about Elico instead of Thalico
Aphrodite: I ship it
Elizabeth: ALRIGHT DID I NOT REMOVE YOU LAST TIME FOR DOING THIS? I WILL DO IT AGAIN
Aphrodite: NICO AND ELIZA-
Aphrodite has disappeared
Thalia: Note to self: Do not get on the omnipotent author's bad side
Hermes: Eh. I prefer Coneo
Everyone: ...
Elizabeth: Well, at least now we know that mail isn't the only thing that Hermes ships
fin.
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(A/N): Well, that concludes that. *whistles innocently* Psh, what ship there's no ship I totally do not like Nico in that way haha whaaat
Okay, but I think I deserve a round of applause for accepting the fact that it is canon that Nico is gay and also canon that he now has a thing with Will Solangelo.
*sighs* My own brother...
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So anyway, I'm bored. Please inbox ideas you'd like to see written.
Also, I'm sorry but why do people keep commenting "HE'S MY BOYFRIEND" like obviously he's not your boyfriend because they are all unfortunately taken and in actual canon ships. Like, the only non-single people in these books are Octavian (in which case, go for it actually), Reyna (who is a badass independent woman who don't need no man/woman), Tyson (but like, I think Ella the harpy would be A+ far him and let's be honest, he is a smol cinnamon roll too pure for this world), and random side characters. So yeah. Like, I can actually have Nico and I date in this story, but I control myself, so please try to limit the amount of "death threats" you leave on my story arguing about who's your boyfriend (or girlfriend? I haven't seen any of those yet though so). Thank you.
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Okay so I said that I wasn't going to update, but I had this already almost finished in my drafts so I couldn't resist. You're welcome.
-Elizabeth
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