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Percy posted a status
ATTENTION EVERYONE! If you would like the answer to all your deep burning questions from the meaning of life to whether or not you should have blue pizza (which shouldn't even be a question) I am open to consultations! For I, Percy Jackson, wield the power of the Magic 8-Ball!
Thalia: Oh Styx
Percy: What is it, O Thalia? Do you feel a question churning within you, just waiting to be asked?
Grover: No, but I do feel those enchiladas I ate for lunch. Oh, I definitely feel those enchiladas. In fact, give me a second
Grover has logged off
Percy: ...
Percy: Anyway, Thalia? Got anything for me?
Thalia: Are you really asking me to consult you to consult a bloody toy ball for the "answers to all my questions?"
Percy: ... Maybe
Thalia: ...
Percy: ...
Thalia: I don't think I'd ever be able to put the amount of sass that deserves to put in a response, so Imma just going to log off now
Thalia has logged off
Percy: ...
Percy: She'll be back. They always come back
Percy: Right, Magic 8 Ball?
Magic 8-Ball: Without a doubt
Percy: I knew it
Percy has logged off
Magic 8-Ball has logged off
Leo: Wait... How did it type?
Leo: What is this sorcery?
Leo: Could it actually be... magic?
*dramatic background music*
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Leo posted a status
Okay okay okay, I wanna test this out. So Percy, ask your Magic 8-Ball whether or not I had chicken nuggets for lunch
Percy: ... It is unwise to test the elemental spiritual forces of this world
Percy: But very well. Magic 8-Ball? What is your answer?
Magic 8-Ball: Yes, definitely
Leo: Woahhh, dude. Okay okay, I have an actual question
Leo: ... Will Thalia ever fall for this *gestures to self* Super-sized McShizzle?
Magic 8-Ball: Don't count on it
Leo: Whaaat? But I'm the bad boy supreme! And ladies love a bad boy.
Elizabeth: *coughs* Excuse you
Elizabeth: I prefer tortured souls with eyes filled with the angst they bottle inside until one day they can't contain it and it spills out through dramatic means *coughs*
Everyone: ...
Nico: ... Oh
Elizabeth: Ha... ha... Hi Nico...
Thalia: Wow Leo, you also forgot the fact that you fall for girls out of your league. And there's a reason why we're out of your league. Meaning: Not falling for you
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