Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges

Elizabeth posted a status
Alright, it's Friday. I can pretend I actually have my life together for two days. Someone take my mind off of things pls.

Percy: What's wrong? Having school problems? Because I can relate.

Elizabeth: Houston, I have so many problems

Percy: Wait what? My name isn't Houston...?

Apollo: YES I GOT THAT REFERENCE

Apollo: MY DAUGHTER, EVERYBODY

Apollo: I mean, you're referencing the movie and not the actual thing, but whatever SAME THING

Thalia: Okay someone explain how Apollo got Elizabeth's reference?

Apollo: Um, they named the entire thing after me. Why wouldn't I pay attention?

Thalia: ... Right. That actually explains so much.

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Annabeth posted a status
Is your struggling coming from your tendency to procrastinate?

Elizabeth: HAHAHAHA WHAAAT psh no never

Annabeth: *eyebrow raise*

Elizabeth: Okay yes

Annabeth: How bad?

Elizabeth: Three weeks worth of math assignments, two essays to write, five chapters to read, 150+ pages of a history textbook to take notes on, and that's just the stuff I need to make up

Annabeth: ... Didn't you just have a break? Like, last week?

Elizabeth: Yeah, but then I went snowboarding from Monday to Thursday... And I had three projects, 60 pages of history textbook notes to take, and a math take home test

Annabeth: ... Liz, my gods

Elizabeth: I swear I had a handle on these things- and myself

Elizabeth: ... I just... I broke it?

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Percy posted a status
Hey, it's your birthday next week, right?

Elizabeth: Why yes, yes it is

Percy: Well, in that case

Percy: Guys, we should have a little party or like, a movies and games night since Liz doesn't like actual parties

Annabeth: Remember the last time we played a game together? Does Monopoly sound familiar?

Hazel: I SWEAR MY PIECE MOVED BY MYSELF I TOTALLY WASN'T CONTROLLING THE EARTH TO MAKE IT SHAKE FORWARD

Piper: AND I DEFINITELY DIDN'T TRY TO USE CHARMSPEAK TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO MAKE ME GIVE YOU MONEY FROM THE RAILROAD

Leo: THE BOARD LIT ITSELF UP OKAY

Leo: I MEAN, SURE IT HAPPENED WHEN FRANK HAD TO PAY ME MONEY FOR MY THREE HOTELS BUT IT WASN'T ME

Frank: YOU ALMOST SET ME ON FIRE TOO

Frank: YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH FLAMES, PLUS MY FACE COULD'VE BEEN BURNED

Leo: Eh, that's alright. I doubt Hazel cares what you look like.

Leo: I mean, she's dating you already, isn't she?

Nico: That was more shade than I have when I shadow travel

Percy: That burn was worse than what Leo could've done to your face

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: And you too, Percy

Percy: Okay BUT WHY COULDN'T I HAVE PUT A POOL IT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A LITERAL POOL PIECE WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME PRETEND AND BE HAPPY

Annabeth: And you still think a game night would be a good idea?

Thalia: Well, maybe in ten years, you'll be telling these stories to your kids and laughing?

Thalia: With heavy censorship, of course

Percy: Okay we're doing this

Percy: You don't even have a choice anymore, Liz

Elizabeth: Awww thanks guys <33

fin.

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(A/N): To be continued~! I already have some basic ideas for the game night (written in facebook format, of course). And there's going to be some Nico (and Will ooooh) action ;)

And maybe I mean action in all of its double entendre glory *wink wink*

-Elizabeth