Percy posted a status
I really need a new pen... I just lost my old one! :(
Annabeth: What's wrong with Riptide? And you can't lose it... Remember? It's enchanted?
Percy: Riptide's fine, why? And yeah, of course I know I can't lose it.
Annabeth: Then why...?
Percy: Ohhh, I meant I need a new pen to write with.
Annabeth: And you can't write with Riptide why?
Percy: ...
Percy: *slowly smirks* How about I show you instead? I'll be at your cabin in two minutes
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Annabeth posted a status
Hey Mom? We kinda need a new desk at the cabin...
Athena: What happened?
Annabeth: Umm, it may or may not have been slashed through with a sword
Athena: *raises an eyebrow* How did you manage that?
Annabeth: I just wanted to know why Percy couldn't write with Riptide... I found my answer... First handedly...
Thalia: *stifles laughter* Really Annie? I thought you were Wise Girl? Did you think you could choose for it to stay a pen when you uncapped it?
Annabeth: *glares and blushes lightly* Shut up Thals... And don't call me Annie!
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Hazel posted a status
So uh... What does idk, brb, ily mean?
Frank: Hazel? You really don't know?
Hazel: Uhh, no. That's why I'm asking?
Leo: *shakes head* Honestly Hazel, you were here before Percy!
Percy: Hey! I take offense to that!
Piper: Shut up, Valdez
Hazel: Is anyone going to answer my question?
Percy: I don't know, be right back, I love you
Hazel: Percy! I have a boyfriend! And you have a girlfriend!
Percy: *facepalms* No! I'm trying to answer your question! I don't know, be right back, and I love you
Hazel: You said that already. My reaction remains that same
Percy: I GIVE UP!
Piper: Hazel honey, idk mean I don't know, brb means be right back, and ily means I love you
Hazel: Oh... *blushes* Sorry Percy... Now I feel dumb :/
Frank: Don't worry Hazel, just poahf :)
Hazel: ...
Leo: Put on a happy face
Hazel: Uh thanks Leo?
Leo: No, poahf means put on a happy face
Hazel: *facepalms* I knew that. And thanks, Frank! :)
Frank: :)
Leo: Oh, I see how it is. I get a, "Uh thanks Leo?" and Frank gets a, "thanks, Frank! :)"
Piper: It's cause you're Leo, she probably thought you were teasing her or something since you make jokes a lot.
Leo: Well.
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