Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

This Is A Pen

(A/N): Alright so I caught the flue and just got over a 103.6 degree fever so I just typed something up really quick. Sorry for the short update x
Percy's going to be OOC in this chapter, because basically I thought it would be funny to replace all his achievements/fights using Riptide with a pen, since it makes it look even more bloody amazing. Of course, Percy would never brag like this, but sh.

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Percy posted a status
I just realized... Technically I beheaded Medusa with a glass orb and a pen

Annabeth: And your girlfriend's knowledge

Grover: And your best friend's flying shoes

Luke: Even me, with said flying shoes

Percy: Okay okay, then I killed the Minotaur with its own horn and a pen

Grover: ... True

Annabeth: Well you did pass out, so how would you know for sure?

Grover: Wow, okay

Annabeth: *shrugs* Sorry, just saying

Thalia: Why do I feel like everyone's going to get really salty really quick

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Percy posted a status
Okay, I fought Luke Castellan when he was possessed by Kronos and his army of monsters with only a pen

Annabeth: You forgot the drachma

Chiron: And who did you use the drachma to contact? And who saved you? 

Party Pony 1: That was wild, man!

Party Pony 2: And that one bear man that just looked so surprised like "woah, I have an arrow in my mouth"!

Chiron: *sighs* Among them as well

Percy: Okay, fine, but I dueled Atlas, a titan, with a pen

Annabeth: It was cursed by Ares and you couldn't even lift it

Artemis: You literally chose holding up the sky over using your "pen"

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Percy posted a status
Okay okay, I got through the Labyrinth with a mechanical spider and a pen

Annabeth: *coughs* And who was the one who helped you with the trivia?

Percy: Really. You helped with the "riddles"?

Annabeth: They weren't riddles! They were an insult to my intelligence! Riddles actually pose a challenge

Grover: *coughs* But my woodland magic actually did help

Tyson: I throw big machine!

Percy: Okay fineee

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Percy posted a status
I saved the world at the Battle of New York with this pen. Any protests?

Everyone: Yes

Percy: ...

Percy: Okay fine

Percy: Plus my girlfriend's sacrifice to protect me

Everyone: 

Percy: And her dagger

Percy: And Luke's last-minute regret

Everyone: 

Percy: ... And an army of demigods

Everyone: Meh

Rachel: I fended Kronos off with a hairbrush

Rachel: And that actually is something no one can argue against

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(A/N): So I also posted a new dramione fanfic *coughs* yes I'm that kind of shipper oops. It's called "All These Things We've Done" so check it out maybe??