The Uptown Girl (Jelsa Fanfic) [Under Intense EDITING]

~The Uptown Girl Christmas Special~

(Merry Christmas c:)

Anna: Yo folks, Anna—on Cupid's duty— 'ere to spice up your holiday spirits.

Elsa: *nudges and whispers to Anna* Christmas Spirits.

Anna: oops, sorry, I meant Christmas Spirits, eheh.

Kristoff: *throws Jalapeno and wasabi at Anna*

Anna: uh..?

Kristoff: you said 'spice' up the Christmas spirit.

Anna: not literally, ice brain. Ugh, I'll go clean myself up.

*leaves the room*

Tanya: *knocks on door*

Eugene: who's there?

Tanya: it's Tanya.

Eugene: It's Tanya who?

Tanya: I'm not joking.

Eugene: that doesn't even make sense, you honestly suck at making jokes, Tanya.

Tanya: just let me in.

Eugene: not until I take you to a joke rehab center.

Tanya: what the hell, Flynn.

Eugene: It's Eugene  

Tanya: Alright then, 'It's Eugene'

Eugene: No, It's just Eugene, without the 'it's'

Tanya: uh, okay, 'No, It's just Eugene, without the it's' 

Jack: *pats Eugene's shoulder* dude, that was hilarious! *laughs and wipes fake tear*

Eugene: it was? Oh, I guess you can come in then *opens door*

Tanya: finally. *whispers to Jack* was my joke funny?

Jack: eh... no.

Tanya: well, you could've lied and told me it was.

Jack: fine. Hey Tanya, your joke was HI-LA-RIOUS. Haha... *whispers* it's a white lie.

Tanya: *face palms*

Eugene: wait, Jack was lying?

Tanya: No no he wasn--

Jack: uhh, yeah, I was.

Eugene: poor Tanya, I guess I'll have to take you to rehab.

Tanya: You can't be serious.

Eugene: I am.

Tanya: listen up 'No it's just Eugene without the it's' if you don't stop fooling around I will feed you with broccoli.

Jack: well, THAT was hilarious so...

Eugene: *eyes widen* not broccoli...

Tanya: don't test me, Eug--

Eugene: FINE fine, just... go inside the house.

~*~

Merida: Yo, Hic!

Hiccup: what?

Merida: *throws chicken egg*

Hiccup: *gets hit in the face* Merida, after all we've been through.

Merida: stop the drama, Hic.

Hiccup: alrighttt, wait, was I THAT obvious?

Merida: no, not really bu--

Hiccup: great. And uh... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CHICKEN EGG FOR?!

Merida: Breakfast... special christmas breakfast.