YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING:
LANA
ahahahaha Chris you are so predictableCHRIS
What are you on about now?LANA
You're going to New YorkCHRIS
Yes, and?LANA
I'm gonna take a wild guess here
But you wouldn't be going to see a certain SOMEONE, would you? 👀
Someone whose name starts with 'RE' and ends with 'GAN'CHRIS
Wtf no
I have work in Soho
I'm meeting with a playwrightLANA
Funny how you chose to try your hand at theater right when Regan moves to Manhattan 👀
Your excuses are so lameCHRIS
Stoooop Lana I know where this is goingLANA
Come on, don't tell me you're not going to New York to see her
Because even if you do I won't believe youCHRIS
Guess I won't say anything then 🙄LANA
Bahahahah this is so cute
You're so bustedCHRIS
I'm surprised that you're laughing instead of throwing a fit tbhLANA
HA! So you're suggesting there's something to throw a fit about? 😏CHRIS
NO
STOP BEING WEIRDLANA
Oh pleaaaaase
I've caught you texting her like 3 dozen times already
I know you guys keep in touchCHRIS
So what? We're friends
I know it might seem odd that we're on good terms after all that's happened but there's no hard feelings at allLANA
Lol
Chris
Come on
You can tell me you like her
I know you doCHRIS
Errr no I don't?LANA
Mate, I know denial when I see it
Have you forgotten my husband and I basically invented itCHRIS
Lmao how could anyone forgetLANA
Look, all I'm saying is if you do like her
And if you want to pursue a relationship
You have my blessingCHRIS
Omfg what has pregnancy done to you
I swear you're like a totally different personLANA
I'm not sure how to take this but I'll assume it's a compliment 🙃
Seriously though, Regan is not the person she used to be 3 years ago. She's grown a lot and I'm hella proud of her tbh. She deserves to have a committed and caring relationship
And I think you do tooCHRIS
That actually means a lot Lana
I'm still not entirely sure if this is you talking or if the pregnancy hormones have taken over your brain
But I'll take it 😅LANA
I still have a feeling this isn't a compliment but I'll just consider it is 🙂CHRIS
😂
Can I be honest with you?LANA
Because you weren't honest before?CHRIS
FFS 😅
No what I mean is
You were right
I think I do like her
But it's not like it was 3 years ago
When I saw her at your wedding it felt like we were meeting for the first time
At the same time it reminded me why I had feelings for her back in the dayLANA
Interesting
Because I confronted her about what the hell was going on a few months ago
And she said the exact same thing about youCHRIS
Really?LANA
Yeah
Same wording and everythingCHRIS
Oh
Good to knowLANA
You know what this means 👀CHRIS
What?LANA
Go get your girl, champCHRIS
Good God are you seriously trying to get me to date your sisterLANA
Don't pretend I need to do much convincing 👀CHRIS
Can you stop using that fucking emoji it's creeping me outLANA
What? You mean this emoji 👀?CHRIS
YES THE CREEPY EYES EMOJILANA
👀👀👀👀👀
it's perfect to call you out on your bullshit thoughCHRIS
You're playing cupid with the subtlety of a bulldozer, you know that?LANA
I am ENABLING, my dear Evans
Big difference
I figured that after making Marj and Jeremy's relationship happen, I may as well keep up the matchmaking since I'm so good at itCHRIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how did you make Marj and Jeremy's relationship happen, you had no clue about it until a few months ago??LANA
Excuuuuse me they literally wouldn't have met if it wasn't for meCHRIS
Yeah but that doesn't make you a matchmakerLANA
It means I am an ENABLERCHRIS
Or a pain in the ass
Interchangeably 😂LANA
asdfghjklfsg you can't tell me things like that I'm PREGNANT 😢CHRIS
I'll be nice if you and Robert make me godfatherLANA
Ughhhh not this again
You and Scarlett have been nagging me for 6 months about being godparents
GET OVER YOURSELVESCHRIS
I am the natural choice yOU CAN'T DENY ITLANA
Choosing our baby's godparents should be a sentimental and instinctive process but you lot are literally bullying us into it 😩CHRIS
I'd be a kickass godfather and you know itLANA
Fml I want a positive ADULT role model in my kid's life tyvmCHRIS
THE DISRESPECT
I am so offended
You shall never make it up to me
Unless...LANA
Let me guess, the only way I can make it up to you is by naming you godfather? 🙄CHRIS
Precisely 😌
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The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey Jr
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