The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey Jr

120 // GROUPCHAT

Jeremy created this group

Jeremy added Lana
Jeremy added Robert
Jeremy added Scarlett
Jeremy added Hemsworth
Jeremy added Evans
Jeremy added Mark

Jeremy renamed this group * THE MARVEL BUNCH *

EVANS
Wtf is this

LANA
I second that

ROBERT
I triple it

JEREMY
It's a groupchat duhhhh

SCARLETT
Do you understand the concept of rhetorical questions?

MARK
Did I miss something since when do we have a groupchat

JEREMY
Since I made one 10 seconds ago

HEMSWORTH
Errr I don't remember signing up for this

JEREMY
I thought it was grand time we had one since we don't see each other every day anymore

LANA
I saw plenty of you on set for a whole year
I got my dose

JEREMY
You can never have enough of the Ren-master tyvm

MARK
That sounded weirdly sexual

LANA
Excuse me while I agressively gag

JEREMY
ANYWAAAAY
On the agenda today
Something very important we haven't discussed

ROBERT
??

SCARLETT
I have a feeling I know what this is about 😂

HEMSWORTH
Pls enlighten us Scarlett
Jeremy's going to drag it on like the flamboyant drama queen he is

JEREMY
Okay I had a whole intro in mind with a 54-slide powerpoint and a dance number but fuck it I'm gonna cut to the chase

EVANS
* crowd cheers in wholehearted support *

JEREMY
ARE WE SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT LANA AND ROBERT ARE FINALLY DATING

EVANS
oH I was wondering who was going to bring it up first 😂

MARK
Okay so I take back everything I said. This groupchat is essential to my life

HEMSWORTH
Yes INDEED let's acknowledge the hell out of it

SCARLETT
😂 Shit's about to hit the fan in 3...2...

LANA
Jeremy Renner what the fuck do you think you're doing 🙂🙂🙂

ROBERT
Oh wow would you look at the time, it's getting late, time to go to bed!!