26 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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GODZILLALana care to explain why Joss Whedon is harassing me by telephone, messages and emails?What have you done now? 🙄

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GODZILLA
Lana care to explain why Joss Whedon is harassing me by telephone, messages and emails?
What have you done now? 🙄

LANA
OH SHIT I forgot to text him back
Sorry Ingrid, little incident on set today
I'll fix it, don't worry





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YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING:

LANAI am so sorry for today JossI had a family emergencyI shoud've warned youI'm really sorry

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LANA
I am so sorry for today Joss
I had a family emergency
I shoud've warned you
I'm really sorry

BIG BOSS
NO ONE leaves my set without permission
I won't put up with this unprofessional behaviour ever again Lana

LANA
You're right, I'm sorry
It won't happen again, I promise

BIG BOSS
Look, you wasted everyone's time
And I was monumentally pissed
But mostly worried
We genuinely thought something happened to you
Is there anything you'd like to discuss?
You don't have to do it by texts, you can come into my office tomorrow before shootings

LANA
No no, there's really nothing
I'm sorry to have worried everyone
I promise it was just a one-off situation

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