62 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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SATANChase I need to talk to you

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SATAN
Chase I need to talk to you

VOLDEMORT
Make it quick I'm busy

SATAN
Good, I'll get straight to the point then
I have a month off in December so I'm planning a trip to Sydney for 3 weeks and I'm taking Nolan with me
He's never been to Australia and he hasn't seen his grandparents in a long time
So this is a good opportunity

VOLDEMORT
Yeah cool except that's not gonna happen

SATAN
Wow you are so predictable
Let's see, what excuse have you made up now to stop me from spending time with MY son?

VOLDEMORT
If you think I'm letting Nolan go overseas for 3 weeks with his alcoholic mother you're sorely mistaken

SATAN
I'm an ex-alcoholic you piece of shit 🖕🏻
Anyway, thanks for the input but I'm not asking. This trip is gonna happen whether you like it or not

VOLDEMORT
Don't fucking cross me Lana

SATAN
Tough luck, the court is with me on this one
And I will sue your ass if you try to stop me

VOLDEMORT
We'll see about that

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