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DOUCHEBAG™ Lana you're at home right?
SUCCUBUS Yeah, what do you want?
DOUCHEBAG™ I'm dropping off Nolan in a few
SUCCUBUS On a Tuesday??? Thought I was supposed to have him next weekend?
DOUCHEBAG™ Yeah change of plans Amanda's parents made a surprise visit So I can't take care of him this week
SUCCUBUS Lol okay that explains it A heads up would've been nice ffs You can't just drop him off randomly like I don't have a life of my own
DOUCHEBAG™ Oh sorry is it too much to ask to take care of your own son?
SUCCUBUS That's not what I meant and you know it Plus you're the one who doesn't want to have him around So piss off seriously
DOUCHEBAG™ Whatever I'm at the gates of your house Are you gonna buzz me in or not?
SUCCUBUS Already??
DOUCHEBAG™ Yeah
SUCCUBUS For fuck's sake Alright I'll buzz you in
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REGINA GEORGE Robert are you still upstairs??
GRENDIZER Errm yeah just got out of the bathroom Why are you texting I'm literally one staircase away
REGINA GEORGE Okay PLEASE stay upstairs just a few minutes more
GRENDIZER Wtf?
REGINA GEORGE My ex husband is dropping off Nolan out of the blue I had no idea he was gonna bring him tonight I wasn't supposed to have him before next week
GRENDIZER Okay but why do I need to stay upstairs?
REGINA GEORGE Look the truth is I would prefer if Chase didn't know I had someone over Specifically a man I know this sounds fucked up But you don't know my ex husband like I do So please Robert just do this one little thing for me
GRENDIZER Hey it's okay I get it Don't worry I'm staying upstairs And I'll just go after Chase leaves Seems like you've got a lot on your hands
REGINA GEORGE Hey no I don't want you to leave I mean If you don't want to I'm not keeping you here against your will ofc hahhaha But you can stay I mean I'd really like you to stay
