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SCARLETTVery happy to see that you and Robert are finally an item even thouGH A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULD'VE BEEN NICE

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SCARLETT
Very happy to see that you and Robert are finally an item even thouGH A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULD'VE BEEN NICE

LANA
Ok but how on earth do you know about it 🙃

SCARLETT
Oh PLEASE I saw the E!news article and that steamy photo. You think I can't recognise the back of Robert's head?

LANA
😂😂😂
I mean you're using the word 'steamy' a bit loosely there mate

SCARLETT
Bitchhhh don't change the subject

LANA
I'm sorryyyy Scar
I meant to tell you
But so many things are happening at once
With the foundation and everything

SCARLETT
And you didn't have time to shoot your pal a small message, I had to learn about it through the tabloids 😒

LANA
If it makes you feel better we haven't told a single soul. So everyone's finding out through the tabloids. No discrimination

SCARLETT
Gaaah I'm so fucking happy for you two Lana
It was about time as well
We were losing hope

LANA
Jesus why was everyone so invested in this relationship before it even existed

SCARLETT
Dude, the only people in the cast who didn't know you and Robert had feelings for each other were you and Robert

LANA
Surely I was never THAT obvious??

SCARLETT
Errr I beg to differ
You literally acted like an old married couple since day 1
Jeremy even made a bet with Hemsworth that you guys would get together before the end of the year 😂
That was last year though and Jeremy lost so he was pretty pissed
But you get the point

LANA
Omfg
You guys seriously need a hobby

SCARLETT
😂😂😂

LANA
Anyway
Haven't seen you in like two weeks
Can you come over?
I miss your face

SCARLETT
Oh we definitely have many things to catch up on. But how about we go grab a coffee instead
You need to get out of your cave

LANA
Buttttt we'll be much more comfortable at home

SCARLETT
Lana 😑
I know you've been avoiding the media
But come oooon things have settled down now
You need to see some sun

LANA
Pretty sure I've forgotten what the light of day looks like
So fineeee you win

SCARLETT
Great 😂
I'll pick you up in 20

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