Tales of Crazy: RusAme short stories

Divorce, alcohol, and zombies

Russia and America have been married for about 14 years.

They have a child, Rusame.

Rumors are being spread, and Russia suspects that America is cheating on him.

Rusame's scared about what's going to happen, but he does some investigating...

*Rusame's PoV*

My parents fight constantly now, and it's getting on my nerves.

While they aren't looking, I take both their phones.

I run up to my room and lock the door.

Now, if Dad really is cheating, there will be dating apps and peoples phone numbers and shit.

I open Dad's phone and look through the recent messages. Nothing about seeing anyone.

I see no dating apps.

My dads are idiots.

Dad's not cheating at all.

I open Mom's (Russia is Mom) phone. No dating apps, and no secret meetings planned.

Good, Mom isn't cheating either.

I hear stomping.

Uh oh.

Mom shouts "Rusame! Did you take our phones?!"

"Perhaps."

"Rusame!!"

"I wanted to check and see if you were cheating on each other, you idiots! There's nothing on either phone to even suggest cheating!!"

"Rusame, stop lying! I know America's cheating!"

Dad yells "I am not! Rusame's telling the truth!!"

"You are cheating!"

"No I'm not!!"

I kick open my door.

"SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE REMAINING LOYAL!!!! STOP ARGUING FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!"

I open Dads phone and show Mom the proof, or lack of proof in this case.

Mom grows angrier "How can you be sure he didn't delete anything?!"

Dad facepalms "Rus, you know I don't delete anything."

Mom storms out of the house "I STILL SAY YOU'RE A CHEATER AND IM GETTING A DIVORCE!!!"

Once Mom's gone, Dad starts crying. I hug him. "It's okay. He's just mad. I'm gonna talk some sense into him."

I run downstairs and grab some of Mom's strongest vodka. I'm definitely too young for this.

I run out and find Mom at the park, sitting on a bench.

I slap him across the face. He looks shocked, then he sees the alcohol.

I lift it up. "If you don't fucking listen, I will drink this whole god damn bottle of vodka."