Hey there my beautiful hearts! Sorry about not updating. I'm not going to lie to you and say that I was busy, I'm actually procrastinating. So while you wait for the next chapter here's a little skit that has nothing to do with the plot! Hamilton is the bomb. Enjoy~
P.S
Hamilton actually contains a bit of a hint of what will happen in the story.
Italics is (Y/N), Bold is Chara, Underline is Sans, Bold Underline is Undyne, and Normal is Papyrus.
1960. Duran Town.
Pardon me, are you Chara Dreemur ma'am?
That depends. Who's asking?
Oh, well, ma'am.
I'm (Y/N) (L/N), I'm at your service ma'am.
I have been looking for you.
I'm getting nervous.
Ma'am...
I heard your name at Grillby's. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have shot him, it's a blur ma'am. He handles the deals.
You shot Burgerpants.
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Get into a mafia, then go out and fight. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you get in so fast?
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed.
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan.
God, I wish there was a fight!
Then we prove we're worth more than anyone bargained for...
Can I buy you a drink?
That would be nice.
While we're talking let me offer you some free advice.
Talk less.
What?
Smile more.
Ha.
Don't let them know what you're against and what you're for.
You can't be serious.
You wanna get ahead?
Yes.
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
(Sans)
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?
(Sans/Papyrus/Undyne)
Show time!
(Chara)
Like I said...
(Sans)
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm Sans Bones in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh!
Those cops don't want it with me!
Cuz I'll pop chick-a-pop these cops till I'm free.
(Papyrus)
Oui oui, mon ami. je mi'apelle Papyrus!
The Lancelot of the mafia set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the humans "Casse Toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi.
(Undyne)
Brrrah, brraaah. I am Undyne the Undying.
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"
(Sans/Papyrus)
Ayyyyy!
(Undyne)
Lock up your daughters and guns, of course.
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...
*Sans covers Papyrus's non-existent ears*
(Papyrus)
What?
(Sans)
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...
(Sans/Undyne/Papyrus)
To the Mobsters!
(Sans)
Well if it ain't the prodigy of weapons!
(Undyne)
Chara Dreemur!
(Sans)
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
(Chara)
Good luck with that: you're taking a stand
You spit. I'mm'a sit. We'll see where we land.
(Papyrus/Undyne)
Booooo!
(Sans)
Dreemur, the fight's imminent. What do you stall for?
(Y/N)
If you stand for nothing Dreemur, what do you fall for?
(Sans/Undyne/Papyrus)
Ooh
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?
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