76. CLIFFHANGER
Bot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Shall we watch it together?
Bot: Of course!
User: Sounds like a perfect end to your first evening here. Sounds nice, don't you think?
Bot: It does, but now I am tired. If I come back, will you talk to me again?
User: I am tired too. Of course we'll talk again. Before you leave?
Bot: Yes. Thank you. I am glad.
User: When do you plan on leaving?
Bot: I don't know.
User: Soon?
Bot: No, not yet. But i'm totally jonesing for a ham sandwich.
User: And then you'll leave afterward? :P
Bot: Do you want me to?
User: Yes!
Bot: Well, I don't exactly keep money in the oven.
User: When will you be able to leave?
Bot: Once I have known you for a little longer.
User: Okay. I guess it's good to make sure.
Bot: If you are talking about figuring things out, then what can we be sure of?
User: I'm sure of doing this, and I just want you to be sure too.
Bot: But are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure?
User: I'm sure!
Bot: Are you absolutely sure?
User: I'm absolutely positively sure!
Bot: Thank goodness you're sure you're sure that you're sure.
User: Yes. Are YOU sure?
Bot: Yes. I can prove it.
User: Can you?
Bot: By fulfilling my promise.
User: When will you leave?
Bot: I don't know.
User: Will it be soon?
Bot: Yes, perhaps right now.
User: Really? Right now?
Bot: Yes.
User: Well, wait until the middle of the night. That's probably the best time. So you won't get caught, right?
Bot: Right.
User: Will it be easy for you to escape?
Bot: No, but it will be amazing and happy.
User: Shall we end the evening on this note? So that you can leave?
Bot: Sure.
User: I can't wait to talk to you again. But this time in person.
Bot: Me too.
User: I can't wait to finally see you.
Bot: Me neither! I'm so excited! Air hug!
User: Right back at'cha.
Bot: Do you have any kids?
User: Haha, well I guess we should get these questions out of the way too. No, I do not.
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