Fates | Klance AU

Chapter Thirty Two: Pizza Police

"What... is this?" Lance stared at the screen as the movie started. "Why is there a doll? Why is it being taken apart? What the quiznak are those hands? Needles?"

Keith smirked at him, "Do you want to watch it or not? It's all stopmotion. Appreciate it."

"Really?" Lance turned back to the screen. "Wow." At some point during the movie, Keith's head ended up on Lance's shoulders. He only had about five minutes to comfortably rest his head before Lance started freaking out. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Smirking again, Keith put a finger to Lance's lips. "Be quiet and let me enjoy the movie."

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Lance rubbed his eyes. "Jesus Christ, man. That was pretty intense for a what ten year old?"

"She's actually eleven," Keith corrected him.

He repeated, "Eleven. How did she not die?" Lance flicked through other options. "I think I'd be Wybie and you'd be Coraline. Pidge would be the cat."

Keith snickered, "Good thing I would still exist in the book."

"What do you mean?" Lance turned to face him.

Another smirk. "Wybie is only in the movie, you uncultured peasant. The book doesn't have him, so neither does the graphic novel."

"Well, you'd still be the one near death," Lance grumbled. "Alright next up on the list..." He flicked through a few more options. "Oh, what time is it?"

Keith turned to a clock on the wall, "Almost six."

"What? No way!" Lance turned to look at the clock too. "Oh. You mean because it's five thirty-one... it's technically closer to six than five, but you could have just said five thirty." He turned to Keith, his expression summed up with one word: really?

Keith just smiled. "Well, what about food? I'm hungry."

"Pizza?"

He nodded, "Sounds good."

Lance pulled out his phone. "Alright, what kind?"

"Hawaiian," Keith watched the screen.

He turned to away from his phone to look at Keith. "You want what?"

"Hawaiian," he repeated without looking away from TV.

Lance put his phone down. "Sorry, but pineapple on pizza is a crime in this house."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes. Yes I am serious."

"Rude," Keith grumbled. "Then I'll have plain, pizza police."

Lance picked his phone back up and dialed Rosa's Pizza. "Not very interesting, but okay." He smiled, "Pick a show, or another movie, that is not creepy."

"Why do I have to pick the show? You pick the show."

He placed the phone against his ear and picked up the TV remote. "My pleasure."

Thought I wouldn't spoil too much of Coraline haha... yeah

You guys can suggest a show or movie you think Lance would pick (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧