Haikyuu X Reader ; One Shots

Bro ; Nishinoya X Reader

3:47 am
Yuuwishyouwereme sent you a message

Yuuwishyouwereme: Bro

(Y/N): Bro

Yuuwishyouwereme: bRo

(Y/N): BrO

Yuuwishyouwereme: BRo

(Y/N): brO

Yuuwishyouwereme: BRO

(Y/N): bro

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro, I love you

(Y/N): bro I know, I love you too

Yuuwishyouwereme: BRO, I'm crying 😩

(Y/N): bro, why 🤔

Yuuwishyouwereme: because bro, it's 4:00 am and I'm an emotional mess

(Y/N): bro, what are you? A hormonal teenage girl?

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro, you mean you?

(Y/N): bro, did you really just go there?

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro, hell yea I just did.

(Y/N): bro, fucking fight me

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro I will, you about to catch these hands

(Y/N): bro, I could take your small ass down any day

Yuuwishyouwereme: Bro, I think the fuck not! I'm a good inch taller than you!

(Y/N): bro, we don't speak of that!

(Y/N): bro, now you about to catch MY hands! You better sleep with both eyes open!

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro, I ain't got nothing to worry about. You wouldn't dare hurt me. You're too much of a softy.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): DAMN YOU NISHINOYA YUU! It's true, it's oh so true! But one day bro! One day, you'll be able to witness my true powers 👊🏼

Yuuwishyouwereme: mm yea bro, I look forward to the day that never shows up.

(Y/N): bro, have you been hanging around that Tsukishitma kid again?

Yuuwishyouwereme: NO BRO! I'M TOO COOL OF A SENPAI TO HANG AROUND THAT DINOSAUR INTRIGUED LOSER!

Yuuwishyouwereme: and he finds his senpai annoying... but that's besides the point bro!

(Y/N): bro, you can't even get a first year to have the decency to put up with you! Who's the loser now 🙃

Yuuwishyouwereme: bro, you're such a mean girlfriend. I just came here to have some fun, but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.