It's like I never get away from the constant nagging. If someone accuses me of something that hmm.. MAYBE I DIDN'T DO, they like to CONSTANTLY tease/continue on with it, and make me want to pull my hair out and press the big red button on Dumb Ways To Die.
FOR EXAMPLE:
"Did you eat the last cookie?"
"No."
"Liar."
NO I AM NOT. DO YOU WANT TO COME SMELL MY BREATH. I DIDN'T EAT THE LAST FLAPPING COOKIE.
ANOTHER EXAMPLE:
"You like a/n!"
"no..."
"You so do. You're such a liar, just admit it."
WHAT THE HECK NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE SO JUST GO SIT DOWN AND QUIT KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS WITH YOUR JABBERING.
It REALLY gets under my skin. Everyone lies (obviously) a little in their lifetime, and some people are untrustworthy, but I'M NOT. When I say I didn't EAT THE LAST COOKIE, I didn't EAT THE LAST COOKIE.
Okay?
Okay.
*sobs because TFIOS*
More rants to come. xox.
