Various Anime x Reader One-Shots

{Nicolas Cage}

Title: This Is Another Author's Note But You Can Pretend Like It's An Update If It Makes You Feel Better

Anime: Penis

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I'm procrastination I mean wtf procrastinating >.> gdi autocorrect. I just finished a pineapple Popsicle and want another but I do not believe there are anymore. Anyway...um...I guess I'll just write a crack nick cage drabble below cuz nanodayolo

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You walked behind your husband, Nicolas Cage, when the doctor called you both back. You were 5 months prego and you were finally getting to learn the sex of the baby.

The doctor laid you down and put the chilled cream on your stomach. You flinched immediately and as soon as you did, a worried Nic grabbed a hold of your hand.

"Can you tell us the gender doctor?" Nicholas asked as he looked at the doctor. The doctor moved the pregnancy wand thing around and said,

"I...I've never seen something like this before...it's not..even a living thing...it looks like...a map..." Nicolas, upon hearing that, spread your legs open and shoved his whole fist into your vajaja. He pulled out the bloody map and said,

"No way..my family has been searching for this map for centuries...sorry (Y/N)...gotta go find the treasure...talk to you later!" He then ran out of the room. Both you and the doctor were completely stunned and then you died from blood loss.

The End