{Donald Trump}

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Title: Jealousy

Anime: Dude Esquire

A/N: Y'all ready for this *techno music starts playing*

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Donald walked up to you and caressed your cheek. He then slammed his hand down on the podium beside you and screamed,

"I LOVE MEXICANS!!" You smiled at him and whispered,

"I'm so proud." You then walked out of the building and hopped into your punch buggy.

Quickly turning on the engine, you started driving down the road. So far down the road, you drove off the face of the earth and suddenly found yourself in a death match on rainbow road in space against Kevin, the minion. He said in a sexual voice,

"Banana..." You blushed and drove faster. What you didn't know, was that Donald was watching the whole thing and was now fuming with anger. So much anger everyone died.

The End.


A/N: I meant no offense to anyone in the making of this one shot. It's just a crack-shot like my Shia one. I was bored okay sue me.

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