Marvel one-shots

27. Texting set - P2

Mark:
Evening 🌆

You:
Howdy

Mark:
Wyd?

You:
Dying

Mark:
U alr???

You:
Yeah
Im not actually dying
My friend is doing that

Mark:
Is she alr?

You:
Again, yes

Mark:
Whats going on???
Do i need 2 pick u both up from wherever tf u are??

You:
Nooooo
Fuck
No
NO

Mark:
Then whats happening?

You:
Shes had too many shots

Mark:
Thats illegal

You:
Having too many shots??

Mark:
Drinking 😐

You:
Were nrly 18 its fine
Oh wait
Shit
Wrong country

Chris E:
What country u in?

You:
Usa 😭😭😭😭

Tom Hiddle:
I understand ur confusion
Truly i do

You:
But u arent almost 18

Tom Hiddle:
I was confused when i didnt see any 18 year olds in bars

You:
Fair point

Mark:
Where r u?

You:
Her house

Mark:
Ffs, dont let her drink again

You:
She isnt anymore
She puked
And went 2 bed

Mark:
Good

You:
Its not good dhe puked

Mark:
It kinda is
It got the alcohol out of her

Chris E:
Y/n go back to ur hotel or smth?
Or u can come 2 my house for the night

You:
Nahggh

Mark:
Have u drunk?

You:
Maybe

Chris E:
How much?

You:
3

Tom Hiddle:
3...?

You:
BOTTLES

Chris E:
Shit
Y/n im picking u up

You:
I aint a kid
And it wadntt bootles it was shotd

Florence:
Oh ffs

You:
FLOREEEEEE

Florence:
@Chris E im coming with u

You:
Whyyyy

Chris E:
Alr

~~~ The Next Morning ~~~

You:
Y tf is everyones names changed?

Floree:
Huh?

You:
My drunk self changed contacts😤