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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: I JUST WANNA BE ONE OF YOUR GIRLS TONIGHTTT

Dazai: LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

Tachihara: HE KNOWS HOW TO GET THE BEST OUT OF ME

Tecchou: I'M NO FORCE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE

Yosano: jennie from blackpink was my lesbian awakening

Kouyou: Real me too

Yosano: she's just THAT girl

Tanizaki: i only see geto edits whenever i hear that song

Chuuya: geto is so fine

Dazai: what about me??

Chuuya: no

Sigma: I swear you guys don't actually like each other

Chuuya: we don't

Kunikida: Dazai is an incredibly clingy boyfriend I'm not surprised Chuuya hates him

Dazai: kuni what the fuck

Kunikida: Do not call me that.

Dazai: ugh

Atsushi: choso is so...

Gin: You like emos huh?

Atsushi: is it that obvious

Nikolai: FORCE ME AND CHOKE ME TILL I PASS OUT

Haruno: Me to Nanami

Higuchi: REAL

Gin: I'm not even into men but Nanami is FINE AF

Naomi: They did him so well in the latest season

Tachihara: fem women and muscular men >>>

Yosano: i'll do you one better

Yosano: fem men and muscular women

Dazai: by fem men i'm pretty sure you mean ango

Ango: why have you forsaken me

Yosano: i'm a lesbian but ango can GET IT

Kouyou: Ango do you like to get pegged

Ango: wtf

Akutagawa: It's a valid question, you give submissive and breedable vibes

Atsushi: AKUTAGAWA???

Akutagawa: Am I wrong?

Atsushi: absolutely not you are entirely correct my love

Ranpo: bleh young love

Atsushi: at least i'm not bordering on 30 and still eating sweets for breakfast

Ranpo: stfu you cry every time shrek and fiona kiss

Atsushi: THEIR LOVE IS PURE

Ranpo: you relate because you're ugly af

Poe: ranpo! apologise

Ranpo: no

Poe: now.

Ranpo: no fuck you

Karl: KAKDKGJKAMISXJJAKDKXKALKANNWNDNCJSKZKKXIXJANKWKSLXPPALLWNANXN

Ranpo: fine

Ranpo: sorry atsushi

Kajii: what the fuck just happened

Fukuzawa: Democracy.

Fukuchi: Democracy deez nuts

Fukuzawa has muted Fukuchi for 24 hours

Jouno: DESERVED

Mori: Well done dear, that imbecile won't get in the way of our love

Fukuzawa has muted Mori for 24 hours

Dazai: LMAOOO FUKUZAWA ON SMOKE

Teruko: The big question is who does he prefer

Ranpo: i love this question

Fyodor: old man yaoi debate!!

Nikolai: my favourite!!

Tecchou: fukumori has sexual tension but fukufuku has history

Atsushi: and sexual tension, did you see that shojo flashback

Q's muted time period has ended

Lucy: Oh lawd they coming

Q: it's quite an interesting debate as zenki soukoku have that very obvious rivalry between the port mafia and the ada. the rivalry also comes with, to some extent, trust just like the og soukoku and shin soukoku. however, mori is a piece of shit and quite frankly doesn't deserve fukuzawa. fukuchi on the other hand obviously had a weird obsession/crush on fukuzawa and got his heart broken at a young age. this gives them history and in the final scene in the last episode of season 5, it shows how much they genuinely cared about each other (fukuzawa even made an ugly yell that resembled a skrunkly cat) however, fukuchi went about everything the wrong way and paid the price. i personally indulge in both, but for me fukufuku is my favourite.

Fyodor: they ate i fear

Poe: this is excellent writing q!

Ranpo: don't encourage them

Dazai: damn they even used punctuation like it was an essay

Naomi: HOMEWORK WAS DUE!!!!

Kyouka: I agree whole heartedly Q.

Kenji: I agree with whatever Kyouka agrees to!

Elise: I hate both ships because they're gay

Yosano: nice to see that elise is back to her own ways

Q: thank you guys!!! glad to see my yaoi homework has paid off :D

Fukuzawa has muted Q for 24 hours

Hirotsu: #FreeQFromMute

Tachihara: WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT

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