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for the love of god play nice

Dazai: THINK I NEED SOMEONE OLDER

Nikolai: JUST A LITTLE BIT COLDER

Tecchou: TAKE THE WEIGHT OFF MY SHOULDERS

Tachihara: I NEED SOMEONE OLDER

Tachihara: watch out ranpo i'm coming for your dad

Ranpo: absolutely not

Tachihara: come onnnn it'd be fun we could go out for father son times

Ranpo: i am 7 years older than you

Tachihara: so???

Ranpo: NO

Fukuzawa: I'm sorry Tachihara, I am flattered but I will have to decline

Tachihara: is this... what rejection feels like??

Sigma: You should be pretty used to that already

Tachihara: fuck you

Sigma: No

Kunikida: I'm Mr Loverman

Kunikida: And I miss my lover, man

Atsushi: i feel like kunikida has slowly lost it over the years

Kunikida: The ways in which you talk to me

Kunikida: Suguru

Kunikida: Had me wishing I were gone

Kunikida: Satoru

Chuuya: hats off to sigma for putting up with this shit

Sigma: I'm on the edge

Dazai: lmao edging

Sigma: Stop.

Akutagawa: Isn't there one for us Atsushi?

Lucy: GAY there should be one for me and Louisa

Poe: louisa may??

Atsushi: isn't she fitzgerald's wench

Lucy: Stfu she's my girlfriend

Akutagawa: You're a lesbian?

Lucy: Bisexual actually so fuck you

Akutagawa: Thank god

Yosano: WLW RISE UP

Kouyou: HELL YEAH ITS OCTOBER

Gin: YES GIRL IN RED TIME

Higuchi: LETS GO BABY GIRLS

Naomi: YEAH

Yosano: naomi you can't join

Naomi: What why

Yosano: are you a fellow skittle squad member??

Naomi: No?? I still listen to girl in red

Higuchi: I'm gate keeping Girl in Red

Gin: It's for the gays

Naomi: Aww

Tanizaki: don't be heterophobic!!

Tachihara: bae i love you but i KNOW you did not just say that

Tanizaki: ???

Hirotsu: This is going to get political

Tecchou: are straight people oppressed? no, so stfu

Jouno: so real

Teruko: Preach

Fukuchi: Even I know that heterophobia isn't valid

Kajii: fukuchi ate i fear

Ango: i miss my man

Dazai: i miss your man too

Ango: what

Dazai: what

Q: dazai's a pro shipper confirmed???

Dazai: NOT LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

Mushitarou: I panicked for a second there Dazai

Dazai: stfu onceler

Mushitarou: :(

Poe: stfu kris jenner

Mushitarou: Poe???

Mushitarou: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Poe: no

Mushitarou: WHAT WHY

Poe: you made friends with ranpo quicker than me

Mushitarou: HE ACCUSED ME OF MURDER THEN JUMPED INTO MY CAR???

Ranpo: in my defence you DID kill him

Poe: i wish i killed someone so you would notice me quicker

Ranpo: aw ed <3

Mushitarou: YOU WERE A SNIPER IN THE GUILD??? YOU ARE A MURDERER???

Lucy: Poe does no wrong

Mushitarou: NO ONE ELSE PICKING UP ON THE YANDERE VIBES???

Ango: theres plenty of yandere vibes, ranpo just has abandonment issues and finds it flattering that someone is that obsessed with him

Ranpo: why did you analyse me

Ango: you learn to find issues with people once you've worked in the mafia

Karl: HANFJDJAK

Mushitarou: THATS WHAT IM SAYING KARL??? WHY IS RANPO NOT MORE CONCERNED

Ranpo: i think it's hot

Kyouka: Why?

Ranpo: makes me feel wanted

Chuuya: so real for that