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for the love of god play nice

Tachihara: what's your deepest darkest secret?

Chuuya: dazai doesn't change his underwear everyday

Dazai: THATS NOT YOUR SECRET THATS MY SECRET

Dazai: i mean

Dazai: that's ridiculous i would never do that

Fyodor: i believe chuuya

Dazai: stfu rat you probably suck nikolai's toes you skank

Nikolai: LMAOOO THATS SO TRUE

Sigma: I genuinely wish I wasn't alive at this moment in time

Kunikida: Sigh.

Jouno: for gods sake not this again

Tecchou: GROW A PAIR

Yosano: he's crying now well done

Tachihara: I'M SORRY KUNIKIDA

Kunikida: Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening.

Kyouka: What hand?

Yosano: great now he's yelling well done child

Atsushi: why did you guys even break up? i swear everything was going well :(

Ranpo: ohhh boy this is gonna open a big can of worms

Higuchi: Who even says that

Ranpo: me bitch

Yosano: can sigma explain because kunikida is blubbering like a baby and i can't be arsed to translate

Kunikida: Sigh.

Sigma: Tachihara came in one night about a month ago after a hunting dog mission and saw Kunikida's hands (or lack of), he didn't seem to be sorry and claimed it was his duty and it wasn't meant to turn out like this. We got into a big argument and we kicked him out.

Ranpo: "lack of"

Kunikida: Sigh.

Sigma: We eventually sorted this out like grown ups but we decided it would be a conflict of interest in our jobs to be in different groups so we thought it would be best to split up.

Sigma: As for Tanizaki, he just turned up one day and apparently a one night stand turned into a relationship, it's not my business though.

Nikolai: you're so mature sigma!! brings a tear to my eye :,)

Sigma: I wish every night that you are dead

Nikolai: :0

Naomi: Damn Junichirou is a slut

Tanizaki: is that really all you got from that

Naomi: Yes

Kenji: It's okay Sigma!! I'll look after Kunikida and kill Tachihara!! :D

Tachihara: now hang on a second

Kyouka: Count your hours Tachihara.

Tachihara: Junichirou help???

Tanizaki: sorry i'm not getting in the way of kenji

Tachihara: shit's fucked

Ranpo added Mushitarou to the chat!

Mushitarou: Hello my humble friends!! So glad that Ranpo finally decided to add me despite me literally texting him every single hour :D

Atsushi: MUSHITAROU HIIII