for the love of god play nice
Ranpo: vampires??? yes or no???
Nikolai: VAMPIRES
Dazai: i would fully believe that fyodor was a vampire
Dazai: dude is pale as fuck
Fyodor: i'm anaemic
Sigma: You're also white
Fyodor: saying that like you even have a race?? bro was made by a book
Kunikida: At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend
Kunikida: She hands me her cellphone
Kunikida: Says it's my dad
Sigma: This is NOT THE TIME KUNIKIDA
Kunikida: Man this ain't my dad
Kunikida: This is a cellphone
Tecchou: I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
Kunikida: ... You didn't let me finish
Tecchou: sorry carry on
Kunikida: ... No
Sigma: Istg Kunikida take your ADHD meds
Kunikida: But I lose my sparkle
Nikolai: it's better than your vocal stimming every chapter
Jouno: real!
Ranpo: GUYS YOU'RE IGNORING THE QUESTION
Kenji: Werewolves are cool!!
Dazai: 𝔦 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲
Chuuya: SHUT UP
Dazai: 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔪𝔶 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔤𝔞, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔞 𝔡𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲
Chuuya: i'm literally stronger than you
Dazai: 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔶 𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫, 𝔦'𝔪 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢
Gin: No offence Chuuya, but you're talking to a brick wall
Dazai: 𝔬𝔲𝔠𝔥
Nikolai: i want vampires to bite my
Lucy: Am I gonna wish I was blind after the rest of that sentence
Jouno: asshole
Lucy: Sorry
Higuchi: Neck??
Nikolai: cock
Higuchi: Oh!
Ango: i wish you could all shut the fuck up
Dazai: you have a vampire kink shut up you're literally hard rn
Ango: i wish you were dead
Dazai: me too bestie
Chuuya: me three
Sigma: Me four
Dazai: guys what the fuck
Kyouka: What's a kink?
Dazai: nothing
Fukuzawa: You'll learn more when you're older
Q: it's something that turns you on
Kouyou: YOU'RE LITERALLY 13???
Q: i have ao3 AND wattpad
Tachihara: dear lord they're a sinner
Kenji: What's Ao3? :o
Q: fan fiction
Kenji: Wow Q!! You're so cool! You know everything
Q: i know
Elise: They're literally insane don't listen to them
Q: fuck off blondie
Mori: Yumeno, please refrain from calling Elise names or I'll take away your phone privileges in the basement
Q: I NEED AO3 TO LIVE MY Y/N LIFE
Atsushi: i'm afraid to ask this, but what do you read?
Q: hehe
Akutagawa: That doesn't sound good
Q: well it's october right?
Yosano: LESBIAN MONTH
Q: no
Poe: i know where this is going...
Hirotsu: Black history month?
Q: no
Tanizaki: cuffing season?
Q: no
Q: KINKTOBER
Q: i've read some of poe's works on ao3
Chuuya: SAVE THE CHILD WHILE YOU CAN
Kouyou: There's no saving this one I fear...
Q: >:D
Fukuchi: Good Lord
Q: virgin
Kyouka: Okay I know what that is
Kenji: What is it??
Bram: Bram are you a virgin?
Bram: i'm uncomfortable, let's not discuss that
Bram: Does it not mean a happy person?
Bram: no aya
Bram: Oh
Kunikida: Fukuzawa for the love of god please mute Q
Q: hater
Fukuzawa muted Q for 24 hours
Mori: I felt grey hairs come from that discussion
Fukuchi: You're old
Mori: Says you
Fukuchi: How do you feel after having my sloppy seconds
Mori: How do you feel after being hated by an entire fandom
Fukuchi: You should know how that feels by now
Fukuzawa: Gentleman this is a group chat
Dazai: why are the old men fighting
Ranpo: their sex lives are about as wet as a wet cloth left in the sun
Teruko: That was actually funny Ranpo
Ranpo: piss off
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Fanfikce❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
