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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: IT'S CUFFING SEASON AND ALL GIRLS ARE LEAVING

Fyodor: TO GET A BIG BOY

Nikolai: I NEED A BIG BOY

Fyodor: GIVE ME A BIG BOY

Chuuya: THESE WATTPAD ADS. THIS IS WHY AO3 IS BETTER

Dazai: the truest thing you've ever said bestie

Chuuya: DON'T TEST ME BOY

Tachihara: favourite thing about your partners, i'll go first

Tachihara: kunikida's ass and sigma's thighs

Kunikida: I-

Sigma: And here I was hoping for a philosophical answer

Tachihara: i'm only a man

Kunikida: Tachihara's loyalty and Sigma's caring nature

Sigma: Kunikida's ability to know what and when he wants and Tachihara's love for order.

Dazai: chuuya's height, he's so cute i wanna put him in my pocket

Chuuya: piss off don't patronise me

Dazai: this is the part where you say something nice about me chibi

Chuuya: no

Kyouka: It's the game Chuuya.

Chuuya: FINE. dazai's humour is the least annoying trait about him

Kenji: Kyouka's smile!

Kyouka: Kenji's freckles

Kenji: :))

Ranpo: poe's love language which is gift giving

Poe: ranpo's intelligence

Akutagawa: Atsushi's eyes

Atsushi: akutagawa's waist

Akutagawa: Are we still onto that?

Atsushi: i will never get over it

Gin: Higuchi's ability to use a gun

Higuchi: Gin's skill to assassinate is so hot

Mori: Fukuzawa's love for cats

Dazai: NO ONE CARES

Mori: :(

Fukuzawa: Mori's leadership

Nikolai: ew

Fyodor: nikolai's silliness

Nikolai: hehe i'm just a silly goofy guy

Nikolai: fyodor's cunningness

Tecchou: jouno's ability to put up with my bullshit

Jouno: tecchou's ability to be a dumbass. it's endearing

Chuuya: you got more problems than dazai and i

Jouno: boy shut the hell up

Kouyou: Yosano's tits

Yosano: no way i was gonna say that for you

Kouyou <3

Ranpo: HORNEE

Nikolai: AH THE PAIN

Nikolai: ITS TOO MUCH I CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE

Kajii: what's wrong with you now

Nikolai: MY PLANT. ITS DEAD

Fyodor: NOT JERRY

Nikolai: NO TOM

Fyodor: NOOO

Yosano: ... tom and jerry?

Fyodor: don't forget ben

Yosano: ... ben and jerry?

Nikolai: MY BABIES

Kunikida: I still stand by Soukoku having the worst names

Chuuya: LEAVE US ALONE

Dazai: YEAH AT LEAST WE HAVE A PERSONALITY

Tachihara: GASP. TAKE THAT BACK

Dazai: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? KILL US?? TRY US

Dazai: on second thought please kill me i can't stand it anymore

Fyodor: i volunteer as tribute

Dazai: nah i refuse to die by you asshole

Fyodor: TRY ME I'LL STEAL YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND

Chuuya: oh hell no

Nikolai: I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU STEAL CHUUYA INSTEAD OF ME

Fyodor: it's a joke darling

Nikolai: ... okay bae

Haruno: Ya'll are insane

Hirotsu: And I thought Dazai was insane