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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: YOU GOT A BAD REPUTATION IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD

Fyodor: YOU DRIVE ME MAD WITH TEMPTATION BECAUSE IT TASTES SO GOOD

Tecchou: do these guys always sing gacha songs?

Tachihara: yes they do

Atsushi: I'M HAVING A GAY PANIC

Akutagawa: It's not that serious Atsushi

Ranpo: oh? i'm curious ;)

Atsushi: HIS WAIST IS SO TINY

Tachihara: slutty waist akutagawa era

Akutagawa: It's not slutty

Gin: You literally have a smaller waist than me

Chuuya: you know what else is slutty?

Chuuya: dazai's hands

Ranpo: poe's slutty voice <3

Poe: HUH??

Nikolai: fyodor is my little slut

Fukuzawa: There are minors in this chat.

Dazai: you're just salty because there's nothing slutty about mori

Yosano: he's got a slutty personality.

Tanizaki: NICE

Kouyou: bro ages 30 years every day

Haruno: He's got a receding hairline

Naomi: McDonald's arches fr

Hirotsu: He has a worse hairline than me.

Higuchi: LMAO HIROTSU

Elise: Mori is crying LMAO

Nikolai: he's literwally hitting the gwiddy wight now

Jouno: ENOUGH.

Dazai: i've known mori for 56 years

Atsushi: how is that even possible

Dazai: i count in dogs years because mori's a bitch

Chuuya: LMAO THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

Mori: :(

Kyouka: Deserved.

Sigma: Hey Doppo, you left your diary at my place the other day

Ranpo: READ IT

Kunikida: DON'T read it

Tachihara: why? you got something to hide?

Kunikida: It's my diary :(

Sigma: I won't read it.

Kunikida: Thank you Sigma

Sigma: Because I've already read it

Kunikida: WHAT?! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY YOUR ASS WAS PHAT IT JUST SLIPPED OUT AND STUPID DAZAI TOLD ME IT WAS A GOOD THING

Sigma: .

Sigma: I was joking Doppo...

Kunikida: Oh.

Sigma: I would never disrespect your privacy

Dazai: LMAOOO

Tachihara: oooh what did you write about me

Kunikida: I thought you looked cute when you were sleeping

Tachihara: kicking my legs and twirling my hair

Gin: Gay

Kyouka: I don't like dogs. Kiriko slobbered on me and I want to cry

Kenji: Don't cry Kyouka! Let's play a game on Roblox to make you feel better!

Kyouka: Adopt me?

Kenji: If it makes you happy :))

Tecchou: nah why do they have a better relationship than us adults

Fyodor: idk man i just work here

Chuuya: bitch you do not work

Fyodor: i slave away and no one even notices #heartbroken

Teruko: sHUT UP

Fyodor: damn are you /j or /srs

Teruko: /srs

Fyodor: </3

Fukuchi: What does "are you /j or /srs" mean?

Higuchi: Are you joking or serious

Fukuchi: I'm serious.

Higuchi: No...

Nikolai: LMAO OLD MAN FR

Akutagawa: That was very funny Higuchi

Higuchi: Gasp

Gin: Remember your girlfriend???

Higuchi: I'm sorry. Your brother is hot. Especially with glasses.

Atsushi: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYINGGGGG

Akutagawa: My glasses?

Atsushi: you look like a sexy teacher

Higuchi: An emo teacher

Atsushi: a history teacher

Naomi: Everyone crushes on the history teacher

Dazai: if mori was a teacher he would be the creepy sports teacher

Mori added Kajii to the chat

Kajii: OH HONEY I'M BACK FROM WAR

Tachihara: HELLOOOO SAILOR

Chuuya: LEMON BOY

Mori: Kajii tell them I'm not a creep

Kajii: i will never deny them the truth

Mori removed Kajii from the chat

Tachihara: NO MY BABYGIRL

Tachihara added Kajii to the chat

Kunikida: Babygirl?

Kajii: yes sexy?

Sigma: Sexy??

Kajii: OH YOU'RE TACHIHARA'S BOYFRIENDS

Kajii: don't worry, i'm not a threat, he's like a brother to me

Haruno: Unless he's like the Tanizaki siblings

Tanizaki: LEAVE US ALONE

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