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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: who wants to hold toes with me

Fyodor: like holding hands but with toes or literally holding toes

Nikolai: intertwining toes while we look into each others eyes

Fyodor: sounds great i'm in

Sigma: Guys PLEASE

Nikolai: do you wanna join sigma? :o

Sigma: Absolutely not

Dazai: if you could only blast one song for a whole car journey but the goal is to embarrass the other passengers what would you choose?

Tecchou: barney's theme song

Dazai: strong starter

Atsushi: sexy back by justin timberlake

Lucy: I would pass away

Jouno: on a similar note, ride it by rihanna

Tachihara: i would crash by grinding too hard

Kunikida: No one wants to see that

Tachihara: i can name a few

Tanizaki: i couldn't even edge to this! i exploded immediately! clean up aisle MY PANTS!!

Tachihara: bae what the fuck

Tanizaki: uwu i couldn't help it

Ango: i wish i were dead

Chuuya: i preferred tanizaki when he was having a gay crisis and banging his sister

Tanizaki: that's a bit uncalled for

Naomi: It's perfectly called for after what you just said

Yosano: i love homosexual drama

Ranpo: anyways

Ranpo: despicable me by despicable me guy would be my choice

Poe: do you mean pharrell williams?

Ranpo: he's despicable me guy in my heart

Akutagawa: Bullet by Hollywood Undead

Gin: UH OH GUYS WE GOT AN EMO

Higuchi: EVACUATE THE AREA HES GONNA SLIT HIS WRISTS

Akutagawa: Why would I do that?

Atsushi: ryuu i love you but why do you pick the most suicidal songs to vibe to

Q: i mean it's a banger but it's a bit... death oriented

Akutagawa: Would it not embarrass the other passengers?

Atsushi: oh big time... but i'm kinda concerned for you

Dazai: there's only room for one suicidal maniac in this group chat

Ango: i will fight you for that position

Dazai: LMAO okay

Yosano : personally i think don't go insane by dpr ian is a pretty weird song to listen to in public

Chuuya: how are we not saying dumb dick by level

Kouyou: man the aot and jjk edits go HARD

Nikolai: i like to imagine i'm in an edit doing my silly little activities like sawing men in half to that song :D

Teruko: Oh!

Kouyou: Anyways...

Hirotsu: Careless Whisper is a classic

Higuchi: Hirotsu has spoken!!

Gin: Any Cupcakke song would be a clear winner

Tecchou: HIS DICKS SMALLER THAN MY TOES

Tachihara: I'D RATHER RIDE SQUIDWARDS NOSE

Ango: end my suffering

Bram: i'm relatively new to this whole music thing, i will have to give all of these a listen

Bram: I'll listen to them with you Bram!!

Bram: okay aya

Ranpo: they're so happy and familial i hate it

Dazai: real!!

Fyodor: i think we should all listen to "i love you jesus" by trisha paytas and worship god

Chuuya: you do realise that the song is satire

Fyodor: oh...

Fukuchi: I mean it's Trisha Paytas, who knows if it was satire or not

Q: old man yaoi knows trisha paytas???

Mori: Malibu Barbie

Dazai: she's your age range

Kunikida: I don't like that

Fukuzawa: I think I'll do some meditating in my office. I can't do this today.

Mori: Do you need me to accompany you??

Fukuchi: Or me???

Fukuzawa: I'd rather sell Ranpo

Ranpo: HEY