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for the love of god play nice

Nikolai: YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME TURN TO STONE

Fyodor: YOU SHINE IT WHEN I'M ALONEEEEE

Atsushi: i've come to realise i'm a chronic people pleaser

Nikolai: tell it to your therapist bozo

Atsushi: i don't have one

Akutagawa: I'll buy you one

Atsushi: and tell them what? my boyfriend's in the port mafia, i was thrown out of an orphanage because i turn into a fucking tiger, one of my best friends is a suicidal bisexual who is married to his ex partner who, by the way, WORKS WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN THE PORT MAFIA

Atsushi: to top it all off, i'm in a groupchat from hell where the fucking homicidal clown who stabbed me in the leg several times and his genocidal boyfriend who wants a book to get rid of ability users sing gacha songs every day at precisely 2:48 am. WHY ARE YOU AWAKE YOU DIDDLY DUMBASSES GO TO SLEEP

Sigma: And I thought my outburst a few weeks ago was bad...

Tachihara: let him cook

Atsushi: NOT TO MENTION that if i was ever kidnapped i would ask my kidnapper if he was comfortable with me screaming for my LIFE in the backseat

Dazai: wow that's a lot of words

Ranpo: i ain't reading allat!!

Poe: ranpo dear this is the part where you sympathise

Ranpo: how can i sympathise when i refuse to read

Fukuzawa: Do you need me to get in touch with our specialised therapist Atsushi? All the cool kids are doing it.

Yosano: respectfully sir, dazai is NOT a cool kid

Chuuya: you see a therapist already? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE I BOUGHT YOU A THERAPIST

Dazai: I WANTED TO COLLECT THEM LIKE POKÉMON

Dazai: AND ANYWAY, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN ME

Chuuya: I DO NOT

Dazai: YOU DO

Tecchou: you all need therapy

Tecchou: full offence

Tanizaki: full offence taken

Jouno: especially you alabama

Tanizaki: FUCK OFF

Kyouka: Atsushi, I see the therapist, you should too.

Atsushi: i just don't want her to judge me

Kyouka: Don't worry, we play Animal Crossing together while I talk about my feelings

Chuuya: i miss your island kyouka

Kyouka: It's pretty, pink and Cinnamonroll themed instead of barren and dark

Kouyou: We should play animal crossing as a group again

Higuchi: I've made my island dinosaur themed

Gin: Higuchi I love you but it's just incomplete fossils dotted around

Higuchi: DINOSAURS

Kenji: I love dinosaurs!!

Teruko: i simply adore animal crossing! i get fukuchi to play it with me!

Tachihara: ew

Fukuchi: :(

Jouno: shut up old man

Dazai: i'm a mario kart guy

Dazai: dry bones for the win

Chuuya: NO YOSHI

Dazai: DRY BONES

Chuuya: YOSHI

Kunikida: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG THE CORRECT ANSWER IS LUIGI

Chuuya: SHUT UP PLAIN ASS

Dazai: YEAH WHO PICKS THE MAIN CHARACTER

Kunikida: WHO NAMES THEIR PETS AFTER OVERWATCH CHARACTERS

Chuuya: PISS OFF

Sigma: I play Rosalina

Tachihara: such a slay

Sigma: Stop.

Fyodor: you're so real for that

Sigma: You need to stop especially

Atsushi: nah i'm gonna lose it

Atsushi: WHY IS RANPO HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN A GIANT SWING

Ranpo: it makes me brain work better because of blood flow yknow

Poe: it's his sensory swing, he asked me to bring it into the office

Ranpo: makes me feel like a sleepy butterfly

Atsushi: you sure dazai isn't going to use it as a noose or something

Ranpo: he already tried

Dazai: i was testing it out

Dazai: maybe i'm neurodivergent

Fukuzawa: I'll get you tested Dazai

Dazai: omg yay

Elise: MORI why can't you be as nice as Fukuzawa

Mori: I have to be tough for my job

Fukuzawa: Are you saying I'm not tough?

Mori: N-No that's not what I meant

Higuchi: Man just stuttered

Gin: Piglet looking ass

Tachihara: CRYING LMFAO

Dazai: please break up please break up please break up

Fukuzawa: I understand, I am getting soft

Dazai: nah wtf

Chuuya: i personally wouldn't let that slide fukuzawa

Fukuzawa: I don't see the point in fighting over something so meaningless

Ranpo: BORING

Poe: ranpo! no sweets if you continue this behaviour

Ranpo: just because i love you

Poe: :)

Tanizaki: i'm gonna HURL

Naomi: Shut up you have no bitches

Tanizaki: LEAVE ME ALONE