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for the love of god play nice

Fyodor: YOU GOT SOME SOFT LIPS AND SOME PEARLY WHITES

Nikolai: GO GO KITTY KITTY YOU'RE SO PRETTY PRETTY

Naomi: Junichirou @ Atsushi

Tanizaki: NOT THIS AGAIN

Akutagawa: You are not welcome in my house.

Atsushi: GUYS STOP OMG

Atsushi: junichirou i'm sorry but i only see you as a friend

Nikolai: GET FRIENDZONED BOZO

Tanizaki: oh thank god. this whole thing can stop

Jouno: tecchou i can't believe you just drank noodle juice

Jouno: we are literally breaking up

Haruno: NOO YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ENGAGED NEXT

Hirotsu: What.

Tecchou: but that's normal to drink the noodle water??

Sigma: I do that

Jouno: no, not the broth with like seasoning and stuff

Jouno: i mean the drained noodle water.

Sigma: I don't do that. Freak.

Tachihara: you know it's bad when sigma is calling you a freak

Sigma: Hey

Tachihara: i'm into that don't worry

Kunikida: You do hang out with a bunch of circus freaks

Sigma: True that

Jouno: i think we should sentence tecchou to death

Chuuya: let's sentence dazai while we're at it

Yosano: it's the wine aunts and their problematic partners

Jouno: white wine is better

Chuuya: it depends what you drink it with

Yosano: red wine is better

Chuuya: the more expensive, the better the experience

Yosano: i'm literally on minimum wage i CANNOT afford expensive wine

Jouno: gasp

Chuuya: you guys need to come round now. sending my address so you can enjoy some GOOD wine

Yosano: yes rich wine daddy

Kouyou: WHAT

Dazai: HEY ONLY I CAN CALL HIM DADDY

Chuuya: SHUT UP WE ARE BONDING

Nikolai: hey kitten! get on bedwars! you're making daddy angy

Kyouka: I'm going to kill you

Kenji: What.

Elise: I don't even wanna know

Fyodor: of course minecraft daddy!!

Ranpo: i'm literally crying STOP IT

Poe: let me dry your tears darling

Tecchou: WE COULD BE LIKE THAT BUT YOU PLAYING

Jouno: YOU DRINK PURE NOODLE WATER

Tecchou: IT TASTES GOOD

Jouno: ITS ABOUT AS PLAIN AS YOUR PERSONALITY

Tecchou: FUCK YOU

Jouno: ALRIGHT WHEN

Tecchou: WHAT