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for the love of god play nice

Dazai: actually gonna kill myself

Chuuya: finally omg

Dazai: chuuya :((

Kouyou: KISS

Atsushi: they already do, behind closed doors in front of the cats

Chuuya: i hate cats.

Atsushi: ouch

Ranpo: i'm gonna do something i'm going to regret

Yosano: please don't eat all that fruit cake

Ranpo: ew no i draw the line at FRUIT cake

Ranpo added Poe to the chat

Ranpo: this is my boyfriend and if you insult him i will kill you

Poe: you really don't need to do that

Ranpo: hush you

Dazai: omg new person to make uncomfortable

Ranpo: don't you dare

Dazai: :D

Kunikida: He's not actually going to kill you Dazai.

Dazai: D:

Poe: strange...

Chuuya: tell me about it

Tachihara: you are literally married

Chuuya: we are NOT

Mori: I too have people to add

Mori added 3 contacts to the chat

Nikolai: OH LORD SAVE ME MY DRUG IS MY BABY ILL BE USING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Fyodor: fuckboi face initiate ;)

Sigma: Fuck no

Dazai: i hate you mori

Mori: I don't know why

Elise: Mori I want Robux

Kyouka: Me too

Mori: This is the last time okay girls?

Elise: No.

Mori: Okay :)

Hirotsu: Yikes

Fyodor: down bad for a little girl that's kinda messed up

Mori: I am actually in a committed relationship

Fyodor: ew

Nikolai: NONCE

Dazai: me personally? i would not let that slide

Mori: I will remove all three of you

Sigma: Please do

Fukuzawa: Okay guys let's calm down

Ranpo: it was just getting to the drama fucks sake

Kenji: What's a nonce?

Dazai: PAHAHA

Nikolai: i visited england one time and everyone kept calling me that so i assume it's bad

Higuchi: That's... really sad

Akutagawa: Who are these people anyway?

Nikolai: i'm nikolai and i'm madly in love with fyodor and if you flirt with him i will slit your throats :)

Fyodor: omg babe don't be like that aHAHA

Chuuya: this makes me feel sick

Fyodor: upset that your marriage is falling apart?

Dazai: WOAH

Chuuya: IT IS NOT FALLING APART

Tanizaki: THEY CONFIRMED IT SOUKOKU IS REAL

Sigma: I hate this

Poe: i feel anxious

Ranpo: i'll come over :((

Sigma: Can I come too

Ranpo: no

Sigma: I have cookies

Ranpo: don't try to get in the way of our relationship with snacks

Ranpo: but i will consider your offer

Yosano: sell out

Kouyou: Feeling lonely ;)

Yosano: not if you're there ;)

Haruno: There are CHILDREN

Naomi: Children shmildren i wanna see lesbians

Gin: slay!!