for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: mori is your refrigerator running?
Mori: I presume so? Shall I go check?
Fyodor: YOU'RE GAY
Mori: .
Elise: Ew gay people
Fukuzawa: Why did you ever invite these people into our groupchat? This was supposed to be between the Port Mafia and the ADA not the decay of the angels! Next thing you know we'll have the guild in with us!
Dazai: ew the guild
Tachihara: what losers
Poe: technically i am part of the guild so...
Ranpo: babe hush you're making it worse
Atsushi: dazai i have a bone to pick with you
Akutagawa: And Chuuya too
Chuuya: WHAT DID I DO?
Akutagawa: Mind explaining why Atsushi was at the same supermarket as I after YOU told me to go to that specific one
Dazai: wow what a coincidence!
Atsushi: YOU'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST US YOU FRUITS
Chuuya: us? never
Kyouka: Isn't Atsushi going on a date with that Lucy girl from the guild?
Atsushi: LUCY?? NO SHE WOULDN'T BE INTO ME
Kenji: She totally is!
Atsushi: you think so?
Dazai: b-but i thought you were fruity :/
Atsushi: no!
Gin: Seriously? Damn
Tachihara: well..
Port Mafia Babes xoxo
Gin: I'm gonna kill that fucker
Akutagawa: Guys it's okay I expected it
Gin: Ryuu I'll make you cookies
Chuuya: i was so sure he was part of the skittle squad
Higuchi: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS HOW DARE HE
Hirotsu: No one can control who they love.
Elise: I think you should stab him until he confesses his love!
Akutagawa: No. I can't bear to hurt him anymore
Tachihara: let's go for a walk akutagawa, maybe we can find some hot guys
Akutagawa: I don't feel like it
for the love of god be nice
Atsushi: did i say something or??
Kyouka: I don't see why people are upset.
Nikolai: heterosexuality is a curse get better soon :3
Atsushi: well homosexuality was banned in the orphanage i kinda had to be straight
Dazai: yikes how awful
Kunikida: It shouldn't matter who you love!
Yosano: how come none of the port mafia are responding?
Fyodor: oh dear looks like the agency aren't all that smart after all
Kunikida: How DARE you insult the ADA like that!
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Fanfiction❝God you have failed me once again❞ ••• where fukuzawa makes a mistake and creates a groupchat between groups. available on AO3 ••• highest rankings: #1 in soukoku - 01/03/23 #1 in skk - 06/03/23 #1 in fyolai - 06/03/23 #1 in bsd - 14/03/23 #1 in ss...
