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for the love of god play nice

Dazai: EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

Nikolai: ITS LIKE A DARK PARADISE

Tecchou: NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU

Jouno: everyone compares to you because you're ugly as fuck

Atsushi: oh!

Tecchou: babe :,(

Jouno: no

Tecchou: WHAT DID I DO

Jouno: YOU MOVED THE SOAP

Teruko: I'm gonna need context here Jouno I can't keep defending you

Jouno: he moved the soap

Tachihara: WHAT SOAP

Jouno: THE SOAP

Fukuchi: What is going on?

Tachihara: SHUT UP

Teruko: SHUT UP

Jouno: SHUT UP

Tecchou: SHUT UP

Fukuchi: :(

Yosano: LMAO GET REKT FUKUCHI

Akutagawa: ... Anyways

Ranpo: i deduct that tecchou moved the soap

Chuuya: WOW did you use that big brain of yours all by yourself?

Poe: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Chuuya: how tf did you do that

Poe: ( ˘̀︹˘́ )

Ranpo: it's a new thing he's trying out

Poe: (👍≖‿‿≖)👍

Karl: JAJFKFKKAKAN &:&/&,&-91

Poe: ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ

Ranpo: (✿^◡^)۶🍸🌟🍺٩(˘◡˘ )

Poe: ( ◑‿◑)ɔ┏🍟--🍔┑٩(^◡^ )

Ranpo: (ɔ˘ ³(ˆ◡ˆc)

Poe: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mushitarou: Battle of the autistics

Ranpo: you're just jealous of our uber instincts of our uber autism

Gin: I think we should go back to whatever the hunting dogs were complaining about

Jouno: tecchou moved the soap

Q: what kind of soap

Jouno: SOAP

Higuchi: WHAT KIND OF SOAP

Jouno: FUCKING SOAP

Dazai: ew fucking soap?? what do you guys do in the bedroom

Jouno: SHUT UP

Tecchou: he means a bar of soap that he uses to wash every part of his body

Bram: Skank

Bram: that wasn't nice aya

Tachihara: no she's right. he is a skank

Jouno: BUT WHY WOULD HE MOVE THE BAR OF SOAP

Jouno: IM BLIND HOW AM I MEANT TO SEE THE BAR OF SOAP

Tecchou: i was HOPING YOU'D FUCKING WASH WITH SHOWER GEL

Jouno: FUCK YOU

Tecchou: NO FUCK YOU

Kajii: i don't like it when mummy and daddy fight

Tanizaki: mama y papa

Fyodor: what is going on... hunting dogs are more delusional than the doa

Sigma: No... they aren't

Fyodor: how could you say such a thing

Sigma: I walked in on you sewing a dress for your rat

Fyodor: nuh uh

Sigma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NUH UH

Kunikida: Bella where the hell you been loca

Sigma: LITERALLY SHUT UP

Yosano: what's his vocal stim now

Sigma: Twilight quotes

Kunikida: This is the skin of a killer Bella

Sigma: I've actually had enough.

Dazai: the triple suicide offer from a couple chapters ago is still open :D

Sigma: Please

Kunikida: Hold on tight spider monkey

Poe: ᕙ('▿')ᕗ

Fukuzawa: Did any of you take your meds today?

Dazai: nope!

Ranpo: meds are for losers

Kunikida: You named my daughter after the loch ness monster?!

Poe: ┻━┻︵💨ᕙ(🔥益🔥ᕙ )

Atsushi: i actually have

Kouyou: How many of you take medication???

Haruno: All of them

Naomi: Haruno and I are the only sane ones

Yosano: you are NOT sane

Lucy: Incestuous mfs

Tanizaki: once again guys

Tanizaki: I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY SISTER

Hirotsu: I need a cigarette

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