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for the love of god play nice

Dazai: are you a suicide note? because i won't leave you until i die (suicidal rizz)

Chuuya: shut the FUCK up

Nikolai: teehee *poops and giggles*

Kunikida: It's SHITS AND GIGGLES

Nikolai: i mean if you're into that then go you

Fyodor: watch out sigma your boyfriend is a freak

Jouno: going to OFF MYSELF

Tecchou: noo bbg don't kill yourself you're too sexc haha

Jouno: that made me even more suicidal

Dazai: same bestie same

Jouno: jesus christ

Tachihara: gin you have to be honest. am i ugly yes or no?

Gin: ...

Tachihara: WHAT THE HELL

Tachihara: ITS BECAUSE MY ASS IS FAT ISN'T IT

Higuchi: *Flat

Gin: Trust me, that ass is not fat

Tachihara: what the heck

Gin: Sorry bestie

Atsushi: has anyone heard from akutagawa? he's ignoring my texts

Gin: He's been playing honkai star rail since release. I haven't seen him in about a month

Akutagawa: Quiet. I'm farming for Kafka

Gin: SHE ISN'T EVEN RELEASED YET

Akutagawa: I'm going to treat her right. Just you wait. Then you will all want her as a support.

Yosano: mommy kafka fr

Kouyou: Most relatable Akutagawa has ever been

Atsushi: WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING TO ME TEXTS I THOUGHT YOU DIED ASSWIPE

Akutagawa: I'm spending all my money on HSR. I will not be disturbed.

Atsushi: shut your emo ass and go grocery shopping with me

Akutagawa: Only if I can bring my Kafka body pillow

Atsushi: absolutely not

Akutagawa: I hate my life.

Atsushi: wah wah i'm not having a virgin honkai player as a boyfriend

Dazai: akutagawa is right though, kafka is mommy

Chuuya: silverwolf on top

Kunikida: Obviously Blade is the best one, dude is immortal

Nikolai: sampo is so bbg

Fyodor: Gepard is the babiest of baby girls

Kyouka: Hook is my favourite

Elise: I like Herta

Kenji: I love Bronya!!

Atsushi: we are way off topic, i need to get akutagawa out of the house but whenever i call him he hisses down the phone and hangs up

Akutagawa: I am not to be disturbed

Atsushi: PLEASE AKU JUST ONE DATE

Gin: He's hissing again

Teruko: vampire...

Nikolai: major foreshadowing

Sigma: What...

Nikolai: nothing :3

Dazai: KUNIKIDA HAS A TATTOO ON HIS ASS

Kunikida: DAZAI I SWEAR TO GOD

Tanizaki: i just got major whiplash from the subject change

Dazai: HE DOES HE DOES

Kunikida: STOP

Tachihara: i already knew but like

Ranpo: NO WAY

Yosano: YOU'RE KIDDING

Dazai: I'M NOT

Poe: maybe we shouldn't encourage this...

Dazai: IT'S A SMILEY FACE ON HIS LEFT ASS CHEEK

Fukuzawa: Do I need to question WHY you know?

Dazai: I SAW IT IN THE BATHROOM

Dazai: you really need to stop dropping your pants down to your ankles when using the urinal kunikida

Sigma: I keep telling him not to but he never listens

Tachihara: we just see his ass constantly

Tachihara: i'm not complaining

Kunikida: My embarrassment is immeasurable

Atsushi: that's crazy. why did you get a tattoo on your ass cheek?

Kunikida: When I was a teacher, a student told me he would get an A if I got a tattoo so I chose something out of the way

Ranpo: what did the boy get for his grade

Kunikida: F...

Yosano: LMAOOOO

Dazai: SO YOU GOT A TATTOO FOR NO REASON??? THAT'S SO FUNNY

Chuuya: that's embarrassing.

Kunikida: At least I'm not married to Dazai

Chuuya: touché

Dazai: you're supposed to DISAGREE CHUUYA

Chuuya: how can i? he makes a valid argument

Dazai: what the heck.

Hirotsu: Is this what the youngsters call an L + Ratio??

Haruno: HE'S LEARNING