"2 seconds. I will literally jog down the hallway." girl "no, you wont. Sit down." - teacher
"You have just have to memorize the move." - boy
"Up. Up. Up." - teacher
"I feel bad. I made Ella cry." - Rae
"Equilibrium price" -teacher "That the dot?" - stupid boy
"I love grumpy cat"
"Just do it." boy "Do what?" me ""He's gonna hop on his crutches. No legs." boy " uhhh... do it!" me... it was epic
"Where's the DQ and S2?"
"iphonealpha, iphonemega, iphonegod, iphoneeternity, iphoneheaven" - boy
"Hungry, I am so hungry, hungry without food isn't that sad?... so sad."
"I'm selling Easter Eggs." "I'm selling pie" "I'm selling bags."... "I'm selling support for me to go to Costa Rica... anyone want to buy?"
"That does make a fiat pretty good." teacher "What?" boy "A sexy italian model." teacher
"Peanut weavle attack in Georgia." - teacher
"I sell my plasma." - idiot in my class, not because he sells his plamsa... my dad used to do that... but because he is soooo preppy and mean, and a BRAT
"So tooth fairies are really scientist." - me... we were talking about how you can get stem cells from teeth and parents will sometimes send their childrens teeth to scientists for research... I therefore made the discovery that tooth fairies are scientist.
"Giant squid of anger" - Damon
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Stories From A Private High School
Non-FictionA collection of memorable (and funny) things that have occurred to me and my friends while at private school
