"I don't like coconut and I don't know how." - What someone thought I said.
"It's like a party on my mouth!" - Earth science and physics teacher/my old cheer coach
"Yea! Paint 'em purple!"
"They are the discriminating freaks who think everythings going to happen!"
"All boozed up and I'll just have to drag you home." - 3 old guys sitting on a park bench my friend and I heard on a class trip.
"That guy has a salty dog."
"Can I have the pick that's on your face?" - me
"My nose looks like that!" - Rae
"I'm thinking carrots"
"Bam! The Beastly Christmas Tree!" - written in my English notebook
"Macbeth Freaks!"
"Nananananana Batman!" - Written in my prayer journal by my friend
"Spontaneous, gaudy, vibrant, baby, creature, shindig, flambouant, mad, prissy, party animal, beastly, persnikity, twit, quaint, quirky, sidesplitting, giddy, cutesy, yummy, scrumptios, monster, weight, just cupcakes, cupcakezilla, caboodle cupcakes." all name ideas for a cupcake place.
"Knee dagger"
"Whatcha gonna do? Stab me? AAAAAAAA!" pulls knife out. "Oh wait!" stabs it back in! "Wait I missed! Crap." repeats process.
"They stole our Mommy from us! How could they steal her! We love her. I'm gonna hate that new step mom lady... she will never be our new mommy. No one could replace our Mommy." Ella, Rae and I talking about Cheerleading
"Hey... at least we spent all of our money going to Nationals." Our mommy cheer coach talking about the next year
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Stories From A Private High School
Non-FictionA collection of memorable (and funny) things that have occurred to me and my friends while at private school
