Rae, Ella and I were in a hallway outside the gym with some underclassmen cheerleaders. It was quite warm and we were trying to escape the heat and the crowd that our basketball boys had drawn in. One of the freshman cheerleaders, Macy, was complaining about the heat. Ella, who has a very sarcastic personality, decided to use the old joke "I can leave." Macy just stared at her, finally asking what she was talking about and why should could leave. We explained to this poor stupid girl (she is missing some brain cells, I swear!) what Ella was talking about. About five minutes AFTER the entire episode, Macy finally had a light bulb moment and started jumping up and down at her revelation... oh the joy of stupid underclassmen.
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Have you seen the moon tonight became a very popular phrase while on a class missions trip to the Dominican Republic. Why you might ask? Well my friend Amelia started rolling around of the floor pulling down her flannel pjs while keeping her nude colored undies up. She was scandalizing one of out room mates who tried ardently to ignore the rolling figure on the floor while reading a book. I don't think it worked too well. One of us in our room had the great idea to travel to another room to ask them if "they had seen the moon tonight." So Ameliaa and her entourage headed to another room. Amelia walked in. Asked them if they had seen the moon tonight, then promptly turned around and showed them the moon. Unfortunately I could only see one girls face who was quite literally in shock at what had just occurred. A few minutes later, a girl Maria came to our room... still laughing at what Amelia had done. I guess what happens in the DR doesn't stay in the DR
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Stories From A Private High School
Non-FictionA collection of memorable (and funny) things that have occurred to me and my friends while at private school
