'ᴍᴀᴊᴇꜱᴛʏ "ᴘʜᴀᴛ" ᴡɪʟʙᴜʀɴ'
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐠𝐨, 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬
Nҽxƚ Dαყ
"Null I know that ain't, Phat" I heard a familiar voice as I smiled and turned around.
"MUNNNAAAAA DUKEEEE" I screamed as I ran to him and hugged him.
"Wsg lil foenem, you good?" He asked as he hugged me back then he hugged everybody else.
"I'm good, you good? Ain't nobody fucking witchu?" I said, mimicking von and we laughed.
"I miss my boa" he said.
"Me too" I said as we all walked. "Where everybody at?"
"Shit in the cut" he said as he pointed and I looked and seen them coming out the building.
"Oh bitch there go zell" I heard dej say as I looked back and she ducked behind us.
"Girl stop being pussy, you got this" lay said as she smacked her ass.
"You so gay, I know u been waiting to do that" dej said.
"Oop girl he walking over here" nunu said as she ate her crunch kurls.
"Whea!" Dej said as she ducked again and we laughed.
"I'm fuckin wit u"
"Lemme get one" munna said as he grabbed the bag from ha and her mouth dropped as he started eating them.
"Mane, u buying me some more cuz I know u putting a dent in my shit"
"Girl yo ass always eating everytime I see you, fat ass. I gotcha tho"
"I mean how else ima maintain keeping a fat ass"
"Barely" dej said and we laughed at ha.
"There go zell" nunu said.
"Girl u lying, Ian finna fall for that shit again" she said.
Her goofy ass wasn't even paying attention either.
"Hey Zelllll" we all said as we hugged him. I looked back at dej, this hoe disappeared. Her ass ran back to the car.
Now bitch.
"Waddup fam, I missed y'all" he said as he hugged us back.
"Boy Ian seen u in a long time" nunu said.
"Girl I see yo ass every damn week, fat ass stay in the corner store" he said.
"Okay because I'm tired of y'all calling me fat, Ian even fat"
"Shidddd ion see how yeen fat, yo ass eat more than a normal person"
"Not too much on me"
"Yoooooo I know that ain't Lay and Phat" Cheno said as he walked up and hugged us. "I missed y'all, y'all good?"
"The one and only" lay said as she hugged him back. "I missed yo bright ass too"
"Haiiii I missed you too, long time no see. Where u been? Don't even post no more" I said.
"Mane I been laying low, got too much going on Ian got time for social media nowadays"
"Felt that" zell said. "Why the fuck y'all scary ass friend run back to the car like Ian already see her"
I grabbed my phone and called her. She answered.
"Hey girl" she said.
He grabbed the phone from me and put his face in the camera. "Get out the car goofy, Ian gon shoot you today"
