𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「i'm hungry...」

"heyyy, y/n!" your friend called out to you. you looked up from your lunch to be greeted with your friend, who was smirking at you.

"what's up, f/n?" you said, continuing to eat your lunch while scrolling through your phone.

"you seemed very distracted during class today~ someone on your mind?" your friend continued teasing you.

"no, more like a stupid app. i already made a friend through it, though." you sighed.

"oh?" your friend gave a small, fake pout and crossed their arms. "just don't forget about me, alright?"

"no, no! never!" you laughed.

"what's the app called? i kind of want to download it now..." your friend took out their own phone, looking at you.

"um... yumihiki, i think. it's a chatting app. the ads are really weird, though." you explained.

you went to the yumihiki app yourself. it was beginning to be some sort of addiction, although you just installed the app yesterday.

"gonna talk with someone?" your friend asked, looking at your phone screen.

"oi, no peeking!" you mumbled. your friend chuckled.

per usual, you pressed the start chatting button.

connecting...
connected you with beelzeburger!

y/n:
oh-
first mammoney and now beelzeburger
you like burgers?

beelzeburger:
mmm
cheeseburgers...
i'm hungry now

y/n:
oh?
go and eat 😄

beelzeburger:
i would, but
i already ate all the food in the fridge

y/n:
oh my-
umm
let's distract you from your hunger then!
UMMMM-
what's your name?
idk what i'm supposed to talk abt 😭

beelzeburger:
my name?
beelzebub
you can call me beel :)

y/n:
MY HEART
THAT SMILEY FACE
oKOK
I'M SORRY
ok so now
uh
hold on, totally not doing a quick internet search-
ok
favorite color? favorite food? zodiac sign? birthday? hobbies? favorite sports?

beelzeburger:
woah
lots of questions
i like red and orange :)
i also like cheeseburgers!! :D
zodiac sign?
pisces? i think
my birthday is march 11
i like eating
but i also like football

y/n:
you-
you-
you actually answered them
omg
you are so pure
must protect

beelzeburger:
aww
but i like doing the protecting ^^

y/n:
SHUT YP BRO
MY HEART
MELTING
IM DISCONNECTING
I CANT TAKE MORE

beelzeburger:
i'm sorry :(

y/n:
NO
I WAS JOKING
i'm adding you to my contacts 
rn

beelzeburger:
really?
can i add you to mine too then?

y/n:
YEs
PLS
YES

beelzeburger:
i added you

y/n:
SAME
ok now this is the part where you send a selfie 😳👉👈

beelzeburger:
selfie?
you want one?

y/n:
NO WAIT
I WAS JOKINF
JOKING

beelzeburger:
i found a picture my brothers took of me
good enough?

wait
oh

y/n:
BRO
I
I
I
THAT'S
YOU??
I MEAN I WAS JOKING BUT 
I'LL TAKE IT
hOLY HELL

beelzeburger:
oh-hytgrf

y/n:
uhhh
bro?
you good??
hello??

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"beel is using an app? a chatting one??" levi said, astonished. 
"he doesn't even use the regular texting app often!"

"it's that yumihiki one, isn't it?" lucifer sighed, shaking his head and shooting a look at mammon. mammon only chuckled nervously.

"i was just... ya know... helping people out! and givin' them money! i love bein' so generous... haha..."

"YOU being generous, mammon?" levi laughed. "lololol"

beel quickly looked back at his phone, looking at the influx of messages coming in from y/n. he was about to respond back before belphie sleepily leaned in to look.

"yeah, who are you even messaging, beel?" he asked.

"you know, i kind of want to see, too..." levi muttered as he leaned over beel's shoulder to take a peek at his phone screen.

"(y/n's username)... wait... i recognize that username!-"