𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「are you always hungry?」

you always loved the weekends -- who doesn't? it was a mini-break from school, although you received piles of homework. but you shoved that to the side for now.

you were receiving a ton of messages from the group chat, and you were about to respond back when you suddenly got one notification that stood out to you.
it was one from beel, just saying "hey".

he didn't send it in the group chat.
he sent it to your dms, individually.

beelzeburger

beelzeburger:
hey
y/n

y/n:
HIIIII BEEL
WHATS UP
why didnt you message me in the gcccc

beelzeburger:
well
you did say you were gonna talk to us individually

y/n:
oh yeah-
ngl i forgot...
heh

beelzeburger:
this is my chance to talk to you individually now! :)

y/n:
...something happened in the gc, right?

beelzeburger:
mammon and levi were fighting again.
then lucifer took mammon's phone and began texting the gc through mammon's account
and then satan got angry and started insulting lucifer... a lot
both belphie and luke joined in
both diavolo and barbatos are trying to calm them down
...and now my brothers are yelling at each other from across the house.

y/n:
LMAOOo
oh i see the messages now
1,000+ notifications... from the gc alone...
yeah no i'm not reading that

beelzeburger:
but that's not why i came to you :)
it's already been 3 weeks since we first met online

y/n:
YEAHHHHH
i'm so glad i met you bro

beelzeburger:
me too :)
...i wanna go to the kitchen but lucifer's probably gonna yell at me
he's really angry right now

y/n:
are you hungry againnn

beelzeburger:
yed
yes*

y/n:
yed <33
i'll give you some fooood
is there like some sort of cashapp??
for food??
i'll doordash you something

beelzeburger:
i'm in tokyo
i could give you our exact address...
but lucifer...

y/n:
omfg who gives a shit about what lucifer says
he sounds like a cranky old man tbh

beelzeburger:
cranky old man?
well, satan says that too

y/n:
OFC LMAOO
yooo beel i don't wanna be rude but like
you're always hungry
I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY BB 
pLEASE DON'T GET MAD AT ME