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you ran out of the classroom right as the bell rang for lunch. the teacher almost caught you "textbook texting", but you managed to avoid getting in trouble. somehow.
just as you promised your favorite group chat, you connected with yet another stranger on yumihiki.
connecting... connected you with angeluke!
y/n: omg is your name luke i can already tell thats such a cool pun tho why angel tho?
angeluke: ...are you making fun of my username??
y/n: BRO NOOOO
angeluke: ok good anyways hello
y/n: ... that was quick anyways hi
angeluke: how are you?
y/n: oh god small talk- i mean pretty good wbu
angeluke: having to study since i'm in secondary school and stuff
y/n: BRO HOW OLD ARE YOU LIKE TEN?? WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THIS APP
angeluke: it's a chatting app! i wanted to see if i could make some friends
y/n: bro be careful on the internet plsss ykw im adopting you as my son be careful broskers
angeluke: ... maybe i should disconnect...
y/n: NO PLS IM YOUR PARENT PLSSSSSSS i'm adding yo to my contacts imma make sure you're safe
angeluke: ummm i think i'm already safe enough but thanks!
y/n: np broski this is kinda dry ngl
angeluke: i just got a notification from diavolo he somehow knows i'm texting you...
y/n: what oh my gosh don't tell me FUCK
angeluke: ??? what's wrong??
y/n: YOU KNOW DIAVOLO TOO well tbh im more concerned abt the fact that he knows we're texting
angeluke: i mean, we're in the same room right now...
y/n: so why isn't he talking to you- he texted you instead
angeluke: he's strange like that all of them are the brothers too
y/n: yeah i reckoned you'd know the brothers anyways how do you even know them you're like ten
angeluke: our school is like a secondary school and a highschool combined divided into the two sections if that makes sense
y/n: hm alr interesting i wanna go to your school broooo i'm friends with so many of the brothers
angeluke: ...oh no
y/n: do you hate them or something LMFAOO
angeluke: YES THEY ALWAYS CALL ME CHIHUAHUA CHIHUAHUA THIS, CHIHUAHUA THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORT
y/n: i mean you're like ten lmao but CHIHUAHUA? thats hilarious tbh lmao i'm sorry
angeluke: "stop it, you chihuahua" "it's the chihuahua"
y/n: LMAOOo i'm sorry lmaoo but since you're my adoptive son I forbid myself from laughing
angeluke: at least you have some decency
y/n: fr bro i mean i like the brothers (chihuahua though LMAOOo) anywaysss just to confirm your name IS luke, right?
angeluke: yea what about yours?
y/n: ah i'll tell you since you know diavolo irl and the brotherz yeah, with a z anyways i'm y/n
angeluke: ...so many messages just to tell me your name but ok!
y/n: yeah i hope you trust me more now since i won't call you chihuahua (probably)
angeluke: i already like you more than the brothers and diavolo
y/n: diavolo calls you chihuahua too 💀
angeluke: always i hate it he's the president of the student council he should be more respectful the only two people that don't tease me are in the highschool section well, three now since i'm also friends with you now we're friends, right?
y/n: YES WE'RE FRIENDS AND YOU'RE MY SON i'm so glad i met my son through this random shitty app
angeluke: son...?
y/n: yessir i've been calling you my son for a while now already but whatever
angeluke: anything but chihuahua is fine
y/n: gotcha anywaysss imma head out now i just went on this app and i didnt eat lunch... also why are you and diavolo even in the same room
angeluke: student council work i'm not on the student council but he still wanted me here for some reason
y/n: oh damn lmao ok then BYE LUKEEEE
angeluke: goodbyee and remember anything but chihuahua
y/n: yeah yeah i got it lmao
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