𝘆𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗶 - 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭

「you're back」

you were on your way to school again. it was hard to believe that it has only been a few days since you downloaded the yumihiki app -- it felt like ages.

your phone buzzed with even more notifications.

"can i ever get a break from this damn app?" you laughed to yourself as you took out your phone to check the notifications.

we love cheeseburgers

beelzeburger added mammoney to the chat

L3VI:
BEEL 
WHY DID YOU ADD STUPIDMAMMON

beelzeburger:
i connected with him
he wanted to be added to the chat

mammoney:
FUCK YOU
@y/n
MY DAMN MONEY

y/n:
broski you just came out of nowhere-
wdym money lmao
i thought we went over this
oh wait nvm we didn't
i was joking 💀

mammoney:
i only wanted to be added to this damn gc
to get my money

y/n:
awww-
i'm adding you to my contacts lmfaooo
you're hilarious bro

mammoney:
give
me
my
damn
money

L3VI:
lol mammon leave them alone
i'm kicking you out of this gc
wait no
only the owner can do that

y/n:
thats kinda dumb-
anyone can add people into the gc but only the owner can kick them out 💀

mammoney:
no way ur kicking me out

y/n:
lol levi give him money for me please

L3VI:
LOLLL
no
he already stole my wallet

y/n:
WTF-

mammoney:
ain't my fault
it was sticking out of your back pocket
i took my chance

L3VI:
HE EVEN ADMITS IT

y/n:
heading over to tokyo rn

L3VI:
lol good luck with that

beelzeburger:
you should try the food

y/n:
i shall
mmm i can't wait
anyways i'm heading to class again rn lmao

mammoney:
wtf are you doing with your phone out
somebody could steal that

L3VI:
like you mammon roflll

mammoney:
shut up LEVI

y/n:
why are you guys texting each other
like
you're all brothers
you could be in the same room
and you're just messaging each other from across the room like
'lol stfu i hate you sm'
'fuck you i hate you too'
like um?? settle this in-person lmao

L3VI:
this is way more fun
and if we settled it in person then mammon would probably try stealing something else

y/n:
oh i get it lmao
kamippoi na sore hikyou kamippoi na sore

mammoney:
wtf
is
that

L3VI:
is that the vocaloid song??
by hatsune miku??
god-ish??

y/n:
i see you know your stuff levi ;)
you truly are an otaku
or whatever the hell-

L3VI:
insult or compliment?

y/n:
COMPLIMENT OFC

mammoney:
insult

L3VI:
nobody was asking you mammon
so stfu

y/n:
mammon seld selfie pls
send*

mammoney:
no

L3VI:
I HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM
it's so stupid lmfaooo

y/n:
SEND

mammoney:
LEVI
I
FUCKING
SWEAR

L3VI:

y/n:
BYE-
mammoney you're kinda hot though 😳

mammoney:
i am fucking done

L3VI:
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE FROM

mammoney:
asmo
enough said

y/n:
LEVI??
BRO??
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A HOT GUY THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN'T KNOW
WHY IS THIS FAMILY FULL OF ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE

L3VI:
i wanna leave this gc so bad

y/n:
STAY PLEASE
I'LL KICK MAMMONEY OUT

mammoney:
please
kick me out

y/n:
lol no
where did beel even go :(
he's the heart of the group
so pure
anyways i arrived at school lmao
talk to you guys laterrrr

L3VI:
bye normie
also
i hate you mammon

mammoney:
looks like you're not getting your wallet back

L3VI:
stfu
im hunting you down